nerd

nerd
1. (Nerd) (34629↑, 4588↓)
One whose IQ exceeds his weight.
2. (nerd) (9083↑, 3762↓)
An individual persecuted for his superior skills or intellect, most often by people who fear and envy him.
3. (Nerd) (7248↑, 2740↓)
An 'individual', i.e. a person who does not conform to society's beliefs that all people should follow trends and do what their peers do. Often highly intelligent but socially rejected because of their obesssion with a given subject, usually computers. Unfortunately, nerds seem to have problems breeding, to the detriment of mankind as a whole.

"Nerds are clearly superior to us in every way.. Let's worship them as our Gods"

4. (nerd) (5252↑, 1651↓)
A stereotypical label used to describe a person that is socially inadequate. A four letter word, but a six figure income.

Think Bill Gates, but typically on a smaller scale.

5. (Nerd) (4148↑, 1265↓)
A person who gains pleasure from amassing large quantities of knowledge about subjects often too detailed or complicated for most other people to be bothered with. Often mistaken for Geeks, who aspire to become nerds, yet lack the intelligence, and end up giving nerds a bad name due to their poor social skills. Non-nerds are often scared of nerds, due to their detailed knowledge, and therefore seemingly high levels of intelligence - and subsequently denegrate them as much as possible as often as possible. Nerds exist covertly within the fabric of society, often choosing to 'nerd it up' in private or in the company of fellow nerds. It is for this reason they are feared the most - unlike geeks, who are easily identified, nerds can only be found out when casual conversation reaches a subject that they like nerding.

Geek: "I am a nerd" Nerd: "Let's bash this nerd" Nerd: "That'll teach you to go playing with my tesla coil"

6. (nerd) (2918↑, 1309↓)
the group of people who will most likely make a life changing invention that will radically change the world. the computer was invented by a nerd. the macintosh/apple and windows were invetned by nerds. jocks and normal people have no claim to civilization except for being the hard labor. nerds actually do the thinking. so jocks, fuck you, and go eat your steroids

Nerds created almost everything that civilzation needs, such as computers, calculators, windows, etc.

Author: LilChineseEgo \<--thats my AIM http://nerd.urbanup.com/569173
7. (Nerd) (1398↑, 110↓)
Never Ending Radical Dude.

That Nerd is my kind of person\!

8. (Nerd) (761↑, 139↓)
A delicious candy made by Wonka. They are pretty much crystalized sugar in a color coating that people love to give out on halloween.

Dude, pass me a box of nerds man\!

9. (Nerd) (1659↑, 1087↓)
A person who is intensely interested in a particular hobby or topic.

Rich is quite a computer nerd. Ask Bill; he's the car nerd around here.

10. (nerd) (645↑, 108↓)
The person you will one day call "Boss"

bill gates, steve jobs, other very wealthy individuals

11. (Nerd) (699↑, 228↓)
The unabtrusive man who sits in the back of the room with quite, knowing eyes, watching the comings and goings of all the ignorant people that are unaware their petty lives will one day be controlled and governed by this container of all that is awesome. He will strike with all of the rage and knowledge that his life of social abstainency and gaming gluttony has brought him in one swift blow. Fear me for I am The Nerd.

Bow down before The Nerd, for He shall one day rule all of your asses. He is not just a man, but the source of all that is awesome. Should you ever doubt His greatness, just remember that He is better than all of you. Combined.

12. (Nerd) (827↑, 366↓)
Being a nerd, I know exactly what I want to say. I have 10 statements: 1. Geeks are wanna-be nerds. 2. Nerds can be very preppy. 3. Nerds have fun, most of the time. 4. Nerds can be very popular. 5. Most nerds have a social life. 6. Most nerds get very good grades. 7. Not all nerds wear glasses. If you wear glasses, you're not always considered a nerd. 8. Most nerds don't spend their entire life on the computer. They actually have a life. 9. Those of you who are making fun of nerds.....go ahead. We don't care. 10. A nerd is probably going to be the one who drastically changes the structure of the world. So there. 10 things you might have not known about nerds.

Society makes fun of nerds in all ways it can. Don't listen to the stereotypes. If you want to talk, IM me on ccglasses19 or classical19, on AIM.

13. (Nerd) (496↑, 183↓)
A word originally coined by Dr Seuss (king nerd himself), meaning someone who is smart. It is now usually used to desribe someone with more knowledge about computers than the average schmuck. Note, there IS a difference between a [geek] and a nerd. [Geek]'s wish they were as good as nerd's, but at the end of they day, they are just second rate try-hard Nerds
14. (nerd) (352↑, 74↓)
"Nerd" is now a meaningless word used by those who don't possess the knowledge of others in an attempt to make the latter group feel stupid. In actuality, those who use the word "nerd" in an offensive manner are normally just A) Jealous of the knowledge someone else posseses OR B) Just plain stupid themselves.

Dumbshit: HAHAHA\! YOU GOT ON THE HONOR ROLL\! NERD\! Smart person: *Rolls eyes*

15. (Nerd) (338↑, 99↓)
The real cool people. I mean, seriously. Nerds rock. they're smart, watch movies, play video games, can fix your computer, aren't afraid to be themselves, the video game designers/ actors/actresses (really. Every actress always say's they were nerds or geeks. Lol.)or whatevers of tomorrow, and can be really pretty/hot when they get their hair fixed. and um. XP Anyone looking up this definition.

Snotfaced snot-head: -looks at striped socks- It's not halloween yet, stupid. Nerd: Then take off the ugly mask, dumbass. OH YEAH\! \<3 Nerds rock. -Proud to be one. :d

16. (nerd) (261↑, 105↓)
A name given by lazy buggers in a class to those who take education seriously.

Don’t worry mate, he’s a nerd. He’ll bring his assignment on the date.

17. (Nerd) (238↑, 87↓)
a [Nerd] i someone who is basically scrutinised for thier intelligence, by the mindless idiots (you may know them as [townies], [neds] or whatever) the plain truth is that it is these people that make the world work, they run the show, and what they do is taken for granted. without the nerd there is no NASA, no rocket, no satellite TV. why is noone thankfull for this?

1\# lo. u cumin to the lan party later? 2\# yeah, i would nt miss that\! shall i bring my coilgun?....

Author: equinox_omega http://nerd.urbanup.com/682418
18. (Nerd) (195↑, 53↓)
A highly intellectual person who is greatly envied by those who are not as bright. Often insulted and excluded due to jealousy.

She is a computer nerd...lets insult her\!

Author: Hannah Lumpkins http://nerd.urbanup.com/1309237
19. (nerd) (201↑, 72↓)
A person constantly criticized for being overly obsessed with his/her school work. The criticizers usually work for the nerds.

"I remember you, I use to kick your ass for doing your homework at school. Too bad you are my boss now."

20. (nerd) (170↑, 45↓)
Nerd as an insult means "you are smarter then me and that makes me feel inferior so I must cover up my inadequacy by making fun of you".

Billy Joe Bob teh Lumber Jack: How do you know all that?? NERD\!\!\! Translation: How do you know all that?? You are smarter then me and that makes me feel inferior so I must cover up my inadequacy by making fun of you\!\!\!

21. (nerd) (215↑, 92↓)
people who are smart, especially in the ways of computer science and math. They are not necessary ugly, socially retarded, or unathletic, though most people believe that they are.

im a nerd who is sexy, popular, and athletic.

22. (Nerd) (156↑, 41↓)
A nerd is a person who is smarter then your average person. Y'know the people who are going to grow up and make 1,000,000 dollars a day. Jocks on the other hand are the people that make fun of nerds, for being smart. Makes no sense. They just don't understand they are going to drop out of highschool join a NFL team for a week, break their leg and then have to work at McDonalds for the rest of their life.

The richest people in the world are nerds Bill gates for example.

23. (Nerd) (203↑, 99↓)
all you people slagging nerds...richest guy in world is also the biggest nerd...coincidence??

Bill Gates

Author: English Killing Scotsman http://nerd.urbanup.com/293171
24. (nerd) (135↑, 38↓)
Guys who'll be running the country in the future.

Nerds are stronger than all others because after years of ridicule, they still come on top.

25. (Nerd) (129↑, 33↓)
OK, as a nerd with pride I would like to set some things straight- - Not to be confused with a [geek]. Geeks act like Nerds but do not possess the high intellectual capabilities of one. -Nerds are NOT always ugly. In fact, they can be as good looking as anyone. -Nerds do not always have bad fashion sense. -Nerds are not always social rejects. In fact, alot of them are very popular and have friends (maybe even a [girlfriend]) -Unfortunately, Nerds DO Genreally [suck] at sports. This does not mean they are [fat] or unfit, they are just uncoordinated. -Nerds DO have a life. We do NOT spend all day studying or doing schoolwork. We can have fun too\! -Nerds get picked on alot in High School by [Jocks] but will be rich and respected as adults. -Nerds are generally very smart and get good grades. -Nerds generally enjoy [Computers], [Gaming], Technology, [Sci Fi], Comics and other stuff like that. But they can also enjoy other things, like for example, someone who is a nerd I know is also a big [cricket] fan. -Nerds are not repulsive antisocial creatures. That is [jock] propaganda. -Nerds are usually good natured and kind. They are forgiving and treat everyone as equal. As you can see, nerds are not like the ugly, unfit, fatass social rejects you see on TV. They are normal people who have an interest in technology etc.

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Very wealthy people That guy whose heads the jocks flush down the toilet. If you know how to reprogram the computer you are reading this on, you are probably a nerd.

Author: ninjapenguin2K7 http://nerd.urbanup.com/2475113
26. (Nerd) (299↑, 223↓)
George McFly in Back to the Future before Marty went back in time an altered history to make Biff George McFly's bitch.
27. (Nerd) (106↑, 34↓)
A person who's highly intelligent and generally is against the mainstream of society. Unlike the [goth]s, they are truely non-conformists. In the past they were generally shunned by society due to a lack of physical attractiveness, intelligence, and unusual maturity. A great illustration of Nerd life "back in the day" is the Revenge of the Nerds movies. In the modern area a "nerd" no longer is shunned from society. A modern nerd generally likes computers and video games. They could look like the nerds of old but they can also look like normal people. Many have theorized to why nerds have been accepted into the mainstream. Two popular theories is that when video games became mainstream nerds and their mortal enemies the jocks were able to become friends. Also because computers now dominate our society nerds are accepted. Also take note that the portion of nerds who are still shunned from society have became either a [goth] or an [emo].

"I love Nerds" Man..I wish girls wore those shirts back when I was a kid.

28. (nerd) (82↑, 23↓)
a person of surprising intellect who would rather invest time in the pursuit of knowledge rather than relationships not to be confused with any of the following: [dork]: someone lacking poise or social grace [geek]: someone with extensive trivial knowledge, esp. that of science-fiction or fantasy [wimp]: someone of extremely lacking strength and stamina [wuss]: someone easily intimidated or subdued by fear [jerk]: someone cruel and inconsiderate of others

Lucas, with his pocket protector and obsessive study habits, is a complete nerd.

29. (Nerd) (78↑, 24↓)
There are many definitions of "Nerd" by many people. Some see them as highly intellectual people, others see them as scrawny or obese people with bad acne and thick glasses. Truth be told, truthfully they are neither. Though, all opinions are based on the outlook of the person giving them. To me, nerds are generally the smarter people who have a large interest in one specific hobby or hobbies, and are quite knowledgeable of that hobby. The common stereotypes of a nerd's hobbies are computers, gaming, and things like Action Figure collection, D & D, and Warhammer. Often enough, people believe nerds to be unsociable, unliked, and either rudely proud of their hobbies and/or their intelligence (thus creating jealousy) or shy. In truth, nerds come in "all shapes and sizes". There are short nerds, tall nerds, skinny nerds, fat nerds, girl nerds, nerds with glasses, nerds with weird socks, and etc. Also somewhat often, you can't even tell who’s by definition a nerd until you get to know them. Nerds can fit into life with their hobbies, or stick out in one way or another. Nerds can be socially inapt, but that’s because of the nature of their hobby. Take [Bill Gates] for example. He is (or was) a nerd. He's smart, had a hobby which he particularly was knowledgeable and liked very much (Computers), and nowadays is very successful because of it. He is one of the richest men in the world, and grew up being one of the most frequently insulted stereotypes. What I mean by that, is that often enough "nerd" is used as a direct insult to someone who’s either very smart or is knowledgeable about a particular hobby he likes. Very often people who are called a nerd are called that because the person who said it was jealous of them in some way. Nerds often become the rich and successful, and your boss can easily be a nerd. Nerds created and evolved a lot of technology. Computers, cars, engines, TVs, stereos, and much more have had nerds involved. Though nerds can also be overly-obsessive, and will not become rich and/or successful. Most that has been defined about is protecting nerds, though in reality there are many who can take it too far. Some can be consumed by their hobbies. A recent example is [World of Warcraft] nerds. Some play every now and then, but for some others they live in the World of Warcraft. The generalization that nerds are ugly, unsocial, and have thick glasses can be totally true. Some do follow that generalization, but that is because of their nature. They might not care about what others see them as. Most nerds aren't like that. I'm a "nerd" and unless you followed me around for a few days you would have no idea. I'm social, I have friends, and I play sports. Nerds are people, like Jocks or Emos. Some nerds should also be respected. Why? Well, the rich and successful ones should be. They either used their intelligence to get them rich and successful, or even turned their hobbies they loved into a career. Another reason they should be is because they aren't afraid to be themselves, for the most part. They aren't afraid that others will think they are a "nerd" or "loser" because they love their hobbies. Nerd can also mean highly an intellectual person, of course. Those people who enjoy doing their homework and are in the pursuit of more knowledge can easily be classified as nerds.

Guy 1: Look at that nerd over there\! His glasses are so thick I can't tell his eye colour\! Guy 2: I wouldn't say that if I were you, one day he'll probably be your boss or something. Girl 1: Yea, my boss is a total nerd and makes a tonne of money\!

30. (Nerd) (113↑, 63↓)
Usually smart, oftentimes unpopular person who has rather eccentric hobbies, ie: D&D, Star Wars/Trek, Doom, Halo, etc.. Most common gender is male, though a few female exist, such as myself.

"There was a hot nerd in the lab today,"Mary comments, sighing with a dreamy look, "He was so attractive."

31. (nerd) (63↑, 21↓)
There are a number of criteria that can define a nerd. For example, 1: An IQ value greater than your weight, or greater than 130 2: Obsessive-compulsive hobbies, such as collecting things 3: Spending more than 70% of your free time on your computer 4: Graduating high school with a math level of calculus or higher

Juliana, with her 138 IQ and collection of elephants, is a nerd\nerd

32. (nerd) (69↑, 30↓)
the guys who bully them usually end up working for them in sum crap paying job

oh shit i just relised my boss is that nerd i used to bully

33. (nerd) (57↑, 19↓)
A socially inept teenager who half the school (especially the popular kids) end up working for.

Present: Jock: Haha he's a nerd \<pushes nerd into trashcan\> 20 years later.... Nerd: Jocky, I need that \<insert some work-related thing here\> Jock: Yes, boss

34. (Nerd) (66↑, 30↓)
A person discriminated for having half a brain by stupid fashion-following kids who can hardly string two words together

Townie: You iz so dumb, you iz such a nerd Nerd: Dumb? At least I know how to talk properly

Author: DeaD PersoN http://nerd.urbanup.com/201011
35. (nerd) (94↑, 60↓)
Someone who is smarter than the average person and who the less intelligent jealous people pick on. Beware\! Nerds sometimes know karate and can actually break your arm if you try to physically engage them.

Idiot 1: Wow look at that nerd\! Idiot 2: Yeah hahaha\! Nerd: Hehehehe *beats both idiots up*

36. (Nerd) (50↑, 17↓)
An oppressed genius.

I`m a Nerd myself because i am very intelligent which is exactly why people always oppress,harass and refuse me.And why?Because they are envious and they claim my ideas are too complex.

37. (nerd) (48↑, 17↓)
Something that all the jocks, rebels and gangstas become when highschool comes to an end and need to get a real job because throwing a football around won't get you anywhere anymore, teenage rebellion becomes a lost cause and being a gangbanger will just land you in jail. Also someone that the aformentioned will likely be working for

Jock: You mean no one cares if I can throw a 50 yard pass? Rebel: The system isn't going anywhere? Gangsta: Selling blow will put me in jail? Nerd: That's right. Now one of you go get me some coffee.

38. (nerd) (47↑, 15↓)
1. A person who is a realist and not an idealist. He/she sees the world for what it truly is and learns from its mistakes and in turn, becomes very successful in life. 2. One who has a vast knowledge about a certain subject, but is not obsessed with it. Don't get us confused with geeks as they are wanna-be nerds who have no life and are obsessed with whatever their fascinations are (usually WoW and shit).

It's unfortunate that there aren't more nerds in the world today.

39. (nerd) (61↑, 30↓)
the sexiest social class of them all are awesome and DO NOT HAVE SMALL PENISES

(example) girl-i love nerds guy-*smiles* i know... girl-let's see that nerd cock guy-*pulls out dick* THUMP\! girl-*jaw drops* DAAAAAYYYUMMMM *insert night fun*

Author: loves me some nerd http://nerd.urbanup.com/3525816
40. (Nerd) (310↑, 281↓)
A person who is unaware that his behavior appears odd to others. If you told him so, he would not believe you. If you explained why, he would not understand.

He's a great guy, but sometimes you have to overlook all that cluelessness. He's a real nerd, up there in Asperger's territory.

41. (Nerd) (37↑, 9↓)
Someone with a higher IQ then you can count to.

"Blessed are the Nerd's for they will inherit the world" \nerdGod

Author: Gregory Payter http://nerd.urbanup.com/3400122
42. (Nerd) (45↑, 17↓)
A person characterized by being elite in having an extensive knowledge of one or many useful, often difficult, but always socially 'uncool' subjects. Nerds are similar to geeks and may share geek interests (e.g. Star Wars, D&D) but what defines a nerd is that they have practical, not just trivial, expertise.

A nerd would rather organize a LAN party than a kegger.

43. (nerd) (36↑, 9↓)
Anybody who believes that learning to understand and relate correctly to their environment has more meaning than getting drunk and laid and watching reality TV.

If you're persecuted by people dumber than you are, or you struggle to relate to people because you can't get into the usual routine of sex, bitching and the latest buzz, you are a nerd. Own it. The latest music will be old news by the end of next month. Science is here to stay\! Don't resent yourself for being smarter than other people, for being Martin out of the Simpsons. He's the only one who actually knows how to enjoy himself without regretting it later.

44. (Nerd) (44↑, 18↓)
Someone that has interests that go beyond social activities and procreation.

The nerd couldn't stop thinking about quantum physics long enough find love of the more domestic sort.

45. (nerd) (33↑, 8↓)
A nerd is basically a person who has a higher understanding of things than most regular people.Do not confuse them with dorks or geeks. Nowadays everyone believes that they must be the same as everyone else to be accepted.Nerds are able to oversee this and become successful in life unlike the jocks,skaters, or cool kids. Nerds are the same as everyone else and are not superior to anyone but thanks to the mainstream people believe that nerds are social rejects. A nerd has a 8 out of 10 chance of becoming successful while the jock has a 2 out 10 chance of being successful.

Bill Gates - One of the richest men in the world and biggest nerds Steve Jobs - One of the founders of Apple or in other words the dude who made the iPod your listening to right now. Will Wright - Video Game designer of popular games like the sims and spore.

46. (NERD) (27↑, 4↓)
Never Ending Radical Dude Thanks to Snorg Tees.

Hey im a nerd. Dude, that isnt something to be proud of yes it is, im a never ending [radical] dude

Author: funnyman21224 http://nerd.urbanup.com/5140002
47. (nerd) (68↑, 45↓)
A person sitting closer to the front of the class than you are.

"That nerd is blocking my view with his big head"

48. (nerd) (30↑, 8↓)
a person who is a smart, always-being-picked-on person that is specially smart on the computer. also a person who's Iq exceeeds their weight. ie. [Bill Gates]

look at him, he looks really nerdy\!

Author: Borg Villaflor Rawks\!\!\! http://nerd.urbanup.com/2342965
49. (Nerd) (37↑, 18↓)
a person you will probably end up working for if you aren't already. so watch what you say to them.

holy crap i knew him when we went to high school, he was a nerd, now he owns 5 BMWs and who knows what else

50. (nerd) (25↑, 7↓)
we prefer the term intellectually badass

jock/jerk: hahaha you got honor roll smart person: yeah so jock/jerk: it means your a nerd smart person: actually we prefer the term intellectually badass jock/jerk:*stands dumbfounded* smart person:*walks away laughing*

Author: notageeknotanerd http://nerd.urbanup.com/5002475
51. (nerd) (20↑, 3↓)
the most epic species known on earth. all secretly bad ass ninjas.

whoa check that nerd over there\! (a nerd walks past, does a ninja backflip, then moves on)

Author: HaveTheWaffle (\>")\> \# http://nerd.urbanup.com/5122537
52. (nerd) (42↑, 29↓)
smart asses, that people copy off of

rachel\>damn you got an A? alex\>yea i copyed off that "nerd" rachel\>damnn i should have done that

53. (Nerd) (20↑, 7↓)
n. If you're on here for reasons other than defining wildly improbable sexual maneuvers or the latest youth subculture du jour, there's a good chance that you are one.

1."I utilize new media for purposes other than social networking because, let's face it fellows, I have no 'social' anything." "I suppose you're a nerd then. Want to go to New York Fries for poutine?"

54. (Nerd) (23↑, 10↓)
They typically have one or several fields that they can't get enough of learning about. Being scholarly is one of the biggest misconceptions about them. They don't neccassarily have to be super-studious (a lot of them aren't actually), but a general craving for random but useful knowledge is what they exhibit. Online gaming, DDR, anime, and manga among various other things tend to be their interests. They also normally have GREAT taste in music =] Nerds may be socially awkward at times, but just like everyone else -- they're wonderfully outgoing and fun when around like- minded people. A nerd will be friendly with anyone who's nice to them; the non-cocky ones are always great about setting stereotypes aside in relationships. A nerd is almost always generally a sincere, fun person who you can almost never have a dull conversation with.

In short, nerds are some of the coolest people you'll ever meet.

Author: SufferingxArtist http://nerd.urbanup.com/3207314
55. (Nerd) (13↑, 1↓)
to excel at everything. Many describe this as "Westervelting" it.

hey how did you do on the Lecon B quiz? Oh me I "Westervelted" it Atta Boy you nerd\!

Author: les dixiemes http://nerd.urbanup.com/5331871
56. (Nerd) (19↑, 8↓)
A studious and smart person who gets made fun of by haters. Nerds are not necessarily the 1960's stereo type with bottle cap glasses, suspenders, button shirts with pens in a shirt pocket, ect. Some nerds are good looking, some are smart, and some are both. Nerds are academicly advanced. However, most nerds are still socially challenged. Nerds are loners. :) Not Even Remotely Dumb

Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Galileo Galilei, Little rock 9, Alfred Binet, Carl Linnaeus, Steve Urkil the nerd.

57. (nerd) (40↑, 29↓)
1. An intelligent person, usually disliked by the speaker. 2. Someone who prefers books to people. 3. A fan of Fantasy and Sci-fi entertainment genres. 4. A person who is knowledgeable when it comes to computers.

1. "That nerd always gets good test scores." 2. Becky was a considered a nerd by most people, mostly because she spent so much time in the library. 3. Many nerds enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons. 4. "I couldn't figure out how to fix my computer, so I went and found a nerd."

58. (Nerd) (23↑, 13↓)
It's not necessarily a bad thing or a good thing; it's just a characteristic. A nerd is unusually smart, esp. in math, science, and/or computers. He or she tends to know a lot about pop culture, yet, ironically, often doesn't have great social skills. Usually has a great sarcastic, witty sense of humor (deriving from the knowledge of pop culture). Well-rounded, but just can't express him/herself to non-nerdy people well. Examples: Seth Cohen on "The O.C." (the best example) Shia LaBoeuf's character in "Transformers" The "I'm a Mac" guy in "Live Free or Die Hard" [Geek], [dork], and [dweeb], on the other hand, tend to have negative connotations. See also [metanerd]

Guy 1: What's with the nerdy guys having these hot, nice girlfriends? Guy 2: I think the women are tired of jerks and want someone who'll treat them nice and take care of them. Guy 1: Yeah. So you want to get wasted and treat women like meaningless objects? Guy 2: Yeah\! Let's go\!

59. (Nerd) (19↑, 10↓)
A nerd is a being who creates or spawns awesomeness (DO NOT EVER ASSOCIATE WITH [GEEKS] NOR [DORKS]). All great things come from nerds. The sphere (or ball, for all you idiots out there.) was created by a nerd, and now the nerd's own invention is used to pummel him upside the face in dodgeball. Also, TV was made by nerds. Google, [wikipedia], [youtube], youtube videos, and all things that are good come from nerds. Despite all of their contributions, they are ussualy shunned by society. This is because, even though they have created all the means by which people move (cars), communicate (the acronyms used in notes and messages), and think (Television) they sometimes have a deep flaw in their appearance, social skills, or other areas. Essentially, nerds are the martyrs that live a life of social abstinency to further develop mankind in the hope that mankind doesn't devolve. A trifling hope, but without hope we have nothing.

The bible says that : "The meek shall inherit the Earth." meek is "those who are socially awkward, but inventive." Otherwise known as nerdy. We have created all technology and we will regain it.

60. (nerd) (18↑, 9↓)
stands for: Not Even Remotely Dorky nerd is one of the highest of compliments in the modern world. most people think that nerd is a derogatory term for an intellectual. they are wrong. A nerd is both smart and cool.

i called Jake a nerd today. He then promptly hit me in the jaw. I'm not sure why, all i did is complement him.

61. (nerd) (37↑, 29↓)
The richest man in the world is also the biggest nerd. He could have ANY chick he wants, and could have you assasinated in a minute if he wanted to.

20 years down the line, will it truly matter if you were "popular"? Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line if you were studying computer science/physics/economics 4 hours a day? Yes. Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line whether you were popular or not? No.

62. (Nerd) (9↑, 2↓)
The people who will eventually rule the world.

Man, Justin's such a nerd. He got a perfect score on the last 3 science tests.

63. (Nerd) (6↑, 0↓)
Someone who enjoys learning and obtaining new information in general for it's own sake, often without discrimination to different areas of knowledge. The key to recognizing a nerd is if they are completely indifferent to the application of what they learn; they are not inherently inclined to use or not to use the information. Someone who is a nerd could also be a geek, who is passionate about highly specific interests, or a dork, who is a social outcast, but they do not have to be.

Person 1: Do you intend to do anything with your advanced degree in Russian Literature? Person 2: I could, but honestly it's just interesting to study it. I could go my entire life without using the information I gain and still feel fulfilled. Person 1: Wow, what a nerd.

64. (Nerd) (6↑, 0↓)
A Nerd is a person who inside knows it but doesnt make a song and dance about it. Not all Nerds are computor freaks, or into maths, many just enjoy a quiet peacefull existance knowing a little bit about averything. They're not all manga, anime, haylo ,WoW and LotR obsessed either. Many of this peacefull race have "normal" interests. We don't all dress weird either. It is a well known fact that Nerds tend to obsess over their many facts but hey, who doesnt? Anyway, if you are reading this you are probably a Nerd looking for a suitable definition of yourself. You wont find one. We are individuals that have been put under the Nerd catagory. Celebrate that fact. Be proud of your Nerdiness\! Be free to be you\!

Girl- I'm scared that people think I'm a Nerd when really I'm an individual. Nerd- Why? Be proud of that title\!

Author: FreeSpiritƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ http://nerd.urbanup.com/5301690
65. (Nerd) (39↑, 33↓)
A nerd, in simple definition, is a person with poor social skills who is very intelligent and creative. Although the word "Nerd" has only been recently used, the species has been around for centuries. They are persecuted because of their "social deficiency" and intelligence. However, true nerds do not care about this, since they have their own sense of what is cool. They tend to be loners and egotistical people who embed themselves in things such as computer skills, art, music, books, plays etc to make up for their lack of status. Although a nerd may have a few non-nerd associates, the nerd's only true friends will be other nerds; and additionally, nerds have only been known to mate with their own species. The natural enemy of the nerd is the [goth]

A true Nerd does not need friends, for he always his his mind.

66. (nerd) (5↑, 0↓)
Someone, usually a guy, who is highly confused with the very common geek. Nerds are somewhat attractive and intelligent, and are usually great boyfriends because they haven't had popularity soil their good natured aspects. Unlike the geek, who is unattractive and intelligent, nerds are well known and liked and may be considered "popular".

Artie from "Glee" is a nerd because he is sweet and cute and popular among his friends and also very smart. Puck is not a nerd because Puck is not smart and so he is just considered hot. :)

Author: vern the fern http://nerd.urbanup.com/5465138
67. (Nerd) (5↑, 0↓)
Speaking as an Nerd Queen myself: One who is backstabbed, rejected, and shunned from social life, simply for the absolute truth that they have a higher IQ than all other people, AKA, the middle of the bell curve. The average middle/high school student can't handle it, so nerds are pushed into the corner, tormented and forgotten. Facts: 1. Nerds have friends: other nerds. 2. Nerds don't care about what you think. Insult us and we will laugh. 3. Nerds are aware that they are unwanted. 4. Geeks are wannabe nerds that just don't have it in them. 5. Nerds can be serious party animals. 6. Always listen to a nerd's advice. It is for your own good.

Nerd1: ...so as the gravitational pull of the White Dwarf increases, it attracts and sucks in all remaining Quarks pairs, eventually imploding. Geek: Yeah\! ...Wait, I didn't understa- Jock and girfriend: Whatever\! Stuff it, nerd\! Later, Nerd1: Bet you 5 bucks you can't beat me at Star Wars Trivial Pursuit\!\! Nerds 2 and 3: You're ON\!

68. (Nerd) (11↑, 6↓)
A stereotypical label a group of intellectually depraved peers often maintain on select examples of promising, brilliant individuals too busy with academic and scholastic endeavors to indulge in the superficial trivialities of seeking social approval or popularity. As such, the group of good-for-nothing trash provide themselves with a crude rationalization of their position in the social strata.

Dumb shit 1:"Hey look, it's that one nerd we knew back in college." Dumb shit 2: "Oh, wait. That guy is a fucking millionaire..." Dumb shit 1: *Genuine surprise* "Oh, shit\!"

Author: who is john galt? http://nerd.urbanup.com/4127786
69. (NERD) (11↑, 6↓)
No Evidence of Recurrent Disease Originally, medical personnel used he acronyn NED. But, among cancer survivors it has morphed into NERD, and something that can be proudly claimed and congratulated.

"I just got the results of my yearly scans, and I'm still a NERD\!\!\!"

Author: Elizabeth Munroz http://nerd.urbanup.com/2673498
70. (nerd) (24↑, 19↓)
1.someone with a high intelligence. 2. a non-conformist e.g. someone who likes wat they do and could care less wat others say 3.Someone passionately interested in a hobby or subject usually not sports. 4. Bad term: Someone who excludes others for not being a radical nonconformist.aka geek or video gamer 5.someone who "normal" people wish they could be but are envious so they insult them.

1. That nerd got such a good score on his test. 2. That nerd cool 'cause he dont care he just does his own thing. 3. yea that nerd devotes ALL his time to drawing anime. 4. Stupid frikin nerd\! Says im a total conformist\! 5. Man i wish i had the balls to be as much of an individual as that nerd.

Author: Fishbap and cheese http://nerd.urbanup.com/897248
71. (nerd) (4↑, 0↓)
your future boss

rick(the jock):geez look at that guy, such a nerd Bob:yeah FIVE YEARS LATER nerd:clean this up or your fired rick(the janitor):*mumbles*why do i always had to do the dirty jobs. bob:cuz you called him a nerd in high school,remember

Author: LYINGizUrFAVORITEPASSION http://nerd.urbanup.com/5786484
72. (Nerd) (4↑, 0↓)
1) You mocked them... you tortured them... now they're developing the medicine that will save your sorry ass\! 2) One who is academically superior to the normal population. We don't like to rub it in... oh wait, yeah we do\! PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS\!\!

Me: I bet you're regretting calling me a nerd now that you need that loan, right, bud? Once-Popular Kid: Please, my tumor's growing\!\!\! Me: Hrmmmmm... Well, you should have considered this possibility when you decided that only nerds go to college.

Author: The Devious Chipmunk http://nerd.urbanup.com/5488423
73. (nerd) (4↑, 0↓)
a geek, however the average nerd does not consider him/herself awesome, like a geek. A nerd will usually be more rigorus in their intellectual activities rather than in nonintellectual activities.

Frank was a nerd, however his friend Joe (his LAN party friend) was a geek who was shmoozing with friends.

Author: that guy who knows everything. http://nerd.urbanup.com/5383271
74. (Nerd) (10↑, 6↓)
Nerd: (n) 1. An insult used to imply that someone is [weak], [unsociable], or [weird] 2. A person who spends chunks of their lives playing [WOW] or [Halo] 3. Someone who is very intelligent and is envied by his/her peers because of his/her superior grades 4. A delicious and crunchy candy that comes in a cute little box

Wimp: *struggling to lift 40 lbs.* Jock: "Wow what a nerd" Nerd: "ZOMG, i ttly [pwnd] ths kid on [WOW] last nite" Normal Person: "Why are you talking like that? Nerd." Smart Person: "Yay\! I just got a 99 on my [calculus] test\!" Jealous Weenie: "Because you're a nerd\!" *fist bumbs other jealous weenie* Lucky Kid: "I have nerds, does anyone want some?" Everybody: "ME\!\!\!"

75. (nerd) (7↑, 3↓)
someone who is smart and doesnt care about athletics. An easy scapegoat even though they will probably owning the company that will employ you.

2009: yo bri, i just gave that nerd a wedgie\! 2014: Yo bri, i just didnt get a job man. Im still out of work. That nerd i gave wedgies to is owning the company\!

Author: 1488 smartskin http://nerd.urbanup.com/4353223
76. (nerd) (3↑, 0↓)
future rulers of the world. We shall control all of the mindless who make fun of us in high school for our greater intelligence.

Join the nerds, we have superior skills

77. (Nerd) (7↑, 4↓)
They created all the best stuff on the internet, including the internet itself. All the non nerds then came and ruined it.

"Fuck you, I'm a nerd\!"

78. (nerd) (7↑, 4↓)
A generally intelligent individual who has an in-depth interest (or interests) in a particular area, far more than the average joe. They are typically cast as having a lack of social skills and "no life", whatever that may mean. All of these statements may or may not be true, depending on the person. Bill Gates once observed that you should "be nice to nerds. You'll probably end up working for one one day", or a similar phrase. Nerds either do or do not share one or more characteristics with geeks, depending on who you ask. They also seem to be somewhat bitter at the possibly unjust typecasting they receive on behalf of society at large. Nerds generally get victimised by society for their difference, and so seem to feel the need to fight back by "reclaiming the term" to mean something good. Their general (but by no means pervasive) lack of social skills means that much of this "nerd and proud" vitriol is vented on the Internet and nowhere else. (see other definitions for proof of this)

"That guy spends all day on the computer. He's such a nerd" "Nerds are better than other people" "Be nice to nerds - chances are you'll end up working for one"

79. (Nerd) (6↑, 3↓)
A nerd is an intelligent [Dork]

That Nerd knows everything.

Author: InternetGeek96 http://nerd.urbanup.com/4521110
80. (nerd) (6↑, 3↓)
A term usually used in a pejorative sense to describe a person who is frequently preoccupied by, and derives pleasure from, intellectual pursuits. In modern society, carries connotations of spending a lot of time on the computer, excelling academically, and being interested in one or more of the following areas: programming, reading, science, anime and video games. In this sense, the definition overlaps somewhat with [geek]. However, nerd is often used to emphasise those who focus more on intellectualism and academia, whereas geeks are more traditionally technology enthusiasts and video gamers. They normally have idiosyncratic and eccentric personalities and have little interest in following social norms. As such, they are ostracized by the majority of society as being weak, pathetic and unpopular. They also tend to be introverts. Some nerds, as well as geeks, can become insecure as a result of their frequent social exclusion. However, many others are not entirely oblivious to social rituals but indifferent, seeing them as ultimately pointless and refusing to participate except where necessary. While many nerds seem to think that they will ascend to the top of the societal food chain due to their intelligence, this is not entirely true. There are intelligent people who are not nerds, and while intelligence is usually necessary to advance to a 'successful' position within society, the determination to apply that intelligence is also required.

Going by the definition above I am both a geek and a nerd, though care little for the terminology as it only serves to describe, and not define, my personality.

81. (Nerd) (10↑, 7↓)
a person of high intelligence or drive at a certain hobby. Stereotypes portray them as: -ugly -wearing glasses -bad sense of fashion -allergic to almost everything -scrawny -computer loving ect. The inconvienent truth for jocks about these Stereotypes is that only 10% of the geek and/or nerd population even has many of the traits listed above

Girl 1:"Omg marcus was reading a Harry Potter Book hes such a nerd." Girl 2: "I like harry potter."

82. (Nerd) (9↑, 6↓)
A person who specializes in a particular aspect of geek culture.

A computer nerd enjoys his computer more then any other activity, and tends to do more regarding it, but that is not to say its his only activity of choice.

Author: Teh Greatness http://nerd.urbanup.com/3290117
83. (Nerd) (57↑, 54↓)
It has been proposed by someone using this dictionary that a nerd is simply a lesser geek; for example, one who is very brainy, but without social skills (which a geek, apparently, would possess). I submit for contemplation the definitions of both nerd and geek as I have always understood them--a nerd is a very brainy, generally socially inept person who leans toward bookish pursuits, such as the reading and analysis of, well, 18th century books, while a geek is much the same, but with an affinity for technology/computers. Either may enjoy anime, comic books, the Internet, and/or the company of other nerds/geeks (among many other interesting and engaging pastimes).

Amanda is such a nerd. She's always reading her English literature textbook for fun. Julie is such a geek. She's always fiddling with her computer.

Author: AmandaQuirky http://nerd.urbanup.com/940594
84. (nerd) (31↑, 28↓)
A smart, highly intellect but disavantaged in Athletics and social activities due to too much time spending in libraries and less time playing sports and/or talking to other people. They however, are smart or uncool (depends on how you see it) enough to not be motivated by fashion, which IMHO is just a waste of money.

why buy a quicksilver wallet for 10$ when you can buy 1 with the same quality for 5?

85. (NERD) (2↑, 0↓)
A smart or intelligent person who is also cool and exciting. Some nerds enjoy things such as Sci-Fi shows.

Albert Einstein, The Green Brothers (A.K.A) The Vlogbrothers, Nerds

86. (Nerd) (3↑, 1↓)
A person who knows a lot about something you don't understand.

So, just because I think it's a little funny the performance increased exactly Phi times when I optimized my quantum entanglement simulation program by introducing SSE3 instructions, you call me a nerd? Gee, you are so BIOS, I mean biased.

Author: Poindexter.42 http://nerd.urbanup.com/5568395
87. (Nerd) (3↑, 1↓)
n. A human person who is socially allowed (there is some debate on this point) to simultaneously have people skills and become extremely excited about certain subjects such as grammar, science or World of Warcraft. Some non-nerds (or "normals") may participate in these subjects, but true nerds care way too much about them. They also become very excited about the distinction between themselves and the spawn of the devil, The Geeks.

1 (nerd): "OMG Star Trek=so awesome\!" 2 (normal): "Yeah it was cool, whatever..." 3 (geek): "U retards u didnt even c teh warp drive had no effect on teh redshift of teh celectial bodies, how can u live wit ur dum ass brains, u butt munchin poop slingerzzz\!\!\!\!(\#*\!(**\@\@\!\!\!\!"

88. (Nerd) (2↑, 0↓)
a sexy beast, often noticeable by his/her superior intellect and higher level thinking.

"Look at that nerd, he's so hawt." \<3

89. (nerd) (2↑, 0↓)
To study, often incessantly, on a topic that fascinates only him/herself.

Sorry I can't come to the party tonight. I have to nerd at the library.

90. (Nerd) (2↑, 0↓)
A stereotypical label used to describe a person who highly knows technology

jared quinn is a nerd because he knows a lot about xbox

91. (Nerd) (7↑, 5↓)
In general, a nerd is a social outcast in some way shape or form. However nerds can also be socially adjusted and may be popular. In most cases nerds are not very happy people, because despite their levels of popularity, they usually don't have much of a life. While it's perceived that what determines nerdiness is what the person is into, it goes deeper than that. Nerds are usually diagnosed with some type of minor mental disorder (ADHD, Aspergers) and as a result act in a way that many people find strange and may tease them because of it. Also, nostalgia and escapism are two very important things to a nerd. Nostalgia because childhood is always better than adolescence, and this rings especially true for nerds-and escapism for obvious reasons. Common traits for nerds are intelligence, low self-esteem, shyness, sexual frustration and yes, narcissism. Nerd pride, while a healthy thing can also be dangerous. Many nerds become bitter towards society and grow massive egos, which only makes more people hate them. While many nerds are mature and intelligent, many others (despite stereotypes) are ironically just as petty and small-minded as many of their tormentors. Then of course on a smaller level, nerds are defined for their interests. Stereotypically, video games, books (especially of the comic variety), and anime, as well as many other things.

The reason you may see a nerd watching a Disney movie or a children's cartoon takes me back to an earlier point: Nostalgia. Anything that reminds them of their childhood is special to them. As for the knights, pirates, elves, etc, it falls under Escapism. Because when life sucks, escapism is a good temporary way to deal with it. And when it comes to escapism for escapism's sake, the less realistic the better. I have seen a large number of definitions on here that I find disturbing-from both sides of the field-and what I'm here to do is try to dispel the hate a bit. I am here to create a hopefully unbiased definition of the word 'nerd' without insulting nerds but at the same time not instigating everyone else. This will serve to both give nerds something to think about and provide some insight to outsiders who don't understand nerds and may hate them for it. I hope most of you are satisfied with the above definition (more like a book). Nerds, don't think yourself better than everyone else. It's a good way to become a douchebag and even less popular. Other people, try to have some pity on the nerdy kids and try to understand where they're coming from. Personally I have known shallow, hateful nerds and I've also had intelligent friends who were not nerds. We don't have to make this a war people, if we're intelligent and mature enough to accept the other side, then I think we can get along.

Author: Mediator man http://nerd.urbanup.com/4798481
92. (Nerd) (7↑, 5↓)
If you have to look up what 'nerd' means it most likely means you are a nerd.

Friend 1: You are most definitely a nerd. Friend 2: No I'm not\! Look at these links. I am not a nerd by that one definition\! Friend 1: You had to go online and give me a link to prove you are not a nerd. Friend 2:FML Friend 1:FYL.

93. (Nerd) (6↑, 4↓)
Myself back when I wore white underwear and was too poor to afford quality pants.

I split my pant's seam in gym class and was sent to the office. I tried to be cool about it but broke down in my shame. I had to borrow the guidance counsellor's pair of pleated ballon pants and was so humiliated that I called my dad to pick me up and take me home. This combined with frizzy hair, white granny underwear, a 4.0 GPA among a class of idiots, and braces completed the look of the biggest nerd at my school.

94. (nerd) (15↑, 13↓)
Spod, geek Anyone who uses urbandictionary.com

"look at that nerd, she's on urbandictionary.com"

Author: Floyd the barber http://nerd.urbanup.com/696188
95. (nerd) (13↑, 11↓)
Somebody who acts in a way that makes no sense to you. In modern U.S.-originated global culture, the term is mostly used by [jocks] to refer to [brainiacs], but in mid-Twentieth century Britain, a nerd was more usually someone who acted foolishly or recklessly, without considering the consequences, or was simply clumsy. Consider: A student sits in the library studying hard for an important exam tommorrow. Her fun-loving soon-to-be [burger flipper] classmate lounges about on the grass outside soaking up some rays. Each looks through the window at the other and declares "What a nerd\!" Nerd can be used as an affectionate put-down among friends, usually indicating foolishness, or as a calculated insult, where it's meaning is somewhere between [loser] and [geek].

What a total nerd\! You wouldn't catch me doing that\!

96. (nerd) (2↑, 1↓)
a person who has no life and has yet to loose their virginity .. do to excessive play of world of war craft , sims, pokemon, dungeons and dragons, read harry potter..and watches naruto, hentai (cartoon porn) ..

DAMN BILLY SUCH A NERD

97. (nerd) (1↑, 0↓)
A person who goes to great lengths to describe the difference between a geek and a nerd to feel better about themselves, even though both terms refer to the same thing and regular people just pick any of the two interchangeably.

Normal Person 1: "That guy is a nerd" Normal Person 2: "Oh yeah he's such a geek" Geek/Nerd: "Actually, geek and nerd are different things. You see, nerds are socially awkward blah blah blah..." (Says this while raising his index finger)

98. (Nerd) (2↑, 1↓)
Someone with above average intelligence, or as Dr. Frink of the Simpson's says: "To me, 'nerd' stands for Not even remotely dorky" www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRSCp3tYdZk

Examples of Nerds: Dr. Frink, Bill Gates, Steven Hawkings

99. (Nerd) (2↑, 1↓)
intellectual Badass

Guy 1:Dude isn't he a nerd? Guy 2 : Yeah man, he's a intellectual Badass.

100. (nerd) (2↑, 1↓)
The people you make fun of in high school that you end up working for.

Billy: Look at that nerd\! Wanna go make fun of him? Bob: No thanks, he'll remember me and I'll end up working for him someday.

Author: skinnybananachick5 http://nerd.urbanup.com/5634372
101. (nerd) (2↑, 1↓)
Someone who think's that saying they are a "Never Ending Radical Dude/ette" makes them 'cool.'

Nerd 1: E=MC squared Nerd 2: Whoa, you're such a N.E.R.D\! Me: Why do you even bother asking me tips for girls...

Author: The Real Nerd http://nerd.urbanup.com/5517457
102. (Nerd) (2↑, 1↓)
Calling somebody this expresses how much you truly love them.

I love you nerd\! :-)

Author: FlyingPenguinz http://nerd.urbanup.com/5509144
103. (Nerd) (2↑, 1↓)
Someone who will run the show after they go through the idiocy of public school jocks

Nerds: Bill Gates Steve Jobs Almost every attractive actress admits to being a nerd Einstein Michelangelo

104. (Nerd) (1↑, 0↓)
Not reffering to a geek, or book worm. On the streets nerd is not offensive its just a certain clothing style. Infact it commonly means you got money because your dressing so fancy, that your alomst dressing how a nerd would dress. It is a style like skater, emo, hood, gehtto fab, nerd.... ect.

"hey jamal you lookin nerd with ya polo shoes and shirt" " ya, i just hit the mall up, thanks" Also: popular song N.E.R.D. by Gucci Mane.

Author: boot strap bill http://nerd.urbanup.com/5209584
105. (nerd) (3↑, 2↓)
Also called an intellectual bad-ass

Person 1: You're such a nerd\! Person 2: Excuse me?\! We prefer the term "intellectual bad-ass"

106. (Nerd) (7↑, 6↓)
An academic achiever, but inadequete at sexual and physical activitys. Nerds enjoy excessive intelligence and are very smart in subjects such as science and maths, but lack in the skills required to make it very far in PE. Nerds tend not to be very social, or popular. Despite this they hold high places in society, generally at the top end of the income lists. Unlike geeks, who can be identified by their lack of intelligence, and usually playing dungeons and dragons, nerds play an important role in common life.

Examples of Nerds in society include Bill Gates.

Author: Big-Fat-Nerd http://nerd.urbanup.com/3449001
107. (nerd) (7↑, 6↓)
an offensive use for somebody who is very smart but is outcast and badly treated for 2 reasons both quite strange but there they are all the same 1. they work hard in lessons and are usually top of the class the objective of which is usually so they get a good education and a well payed job therefore becoming rich and famous and becoming very populare however most non-nerds in school seem to think that that's a bad idea for some reason... 2. they do not follow certain trends that appear to be daring and therefore cool and not falling for peer preasure i.e. playing in a campsite, falling and breaking your neck, taking drugs and cigarettes then becoming a faggoty slob getting a girl under 18 pregnant then running off then getting a job that gives you around 15 grand a year and raise your kids up to be just like you and so the cycle goes on.

1. nerd: i did all my homework early miss Ermintrude i even did a bit more work by myself\! teacher: oh well done hughbert\! see this is what good children are like\! opposite to nerd: damn nerd\! 2. druggy: come on nerd just do it don't be so scared nerd: no way i'm not doing that not ever *druggy punches nerd in face causing him to have nose bleed and runs off laughing*

Author: DA BIG CHEESE http://nerd.urbanup.com/3154809
108. (Nerd) (8↑, 7↓)
nerds are NOT people who have a singular obsession with something such as cars, films, anime, or computers. these people go under the category of [geek]. nerds are individuals, who generally avoid conforming to society (well high school's) standards. unlike geeks, nerds must be intelligent, especially in math and sciences. nerds often have some difficulty socializing, sometimes due to rich inner lives. however, it is not uncommon for them to have friends. nerds may be persecuted, or may be allowed to live in peace with the rest of the high school community.

john: omg, paul's such a nerd. jack: yeah, but he's funny and he helps me with my math hw. he's pretty cool.

109. (Nerd) (0↑, 0↓)
Somebody: usually: only [socialise] with each other, have no fondness for exercise, are [bullied] at school (however these do not apply to all NERDS) always: clever, end up being the bullies boss, study hard, [play hard] (a recognised scientific fact: people who [classify] themselves as NERDS have out of all classes the most active [sex life])

Person 1: He is such a NERD. P2: Yes, but he had the highest grades in the year. P3: Also, I see all the girls at his house all the time. P1: But he is slightly [overweight].

Author: Work hard, Play hard http://nerd.urbanup.com/6337059
110. (Nerd) (0↑, 0↓)
1.) A word invented by Dr.Suess in 1950. This word was first used to define a creature in Dr.Suess' book, "If I Ran The Zoo" 2.) A word used as an insult to intelligently advanced person who is usually socially deprived

“And then, just to show them, I’ll sail to Ka-Troo And Bring Back an It-kutch a Preep and a Proo a Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too”

111. (Nerd) (0↑, 0↓)
A Nerd or a Geek Is A Boy Or Girl Who Shows A Smart side, Cool side, or High Pants. But Most likely a nerd is me cool but smart. Nerds aren't scared to be smart,(book smart or street smart) A nerd will find out anything.

Nerd

112. (Nerd) (0↑, 0↓)
1. Often synonomus with 'geek' when not refering archaicly to a circus performer. A nerd is usualy secluded from mainstream society, intelligence is not as much of an issue as interests or converstional skills. Though it is possible that a nerd is isolated by choice, chosing to avoid those who do not share his or her interests or percieved intellectual ability. 2. An intelligent person shunned or merely chided because of his or her grades or aptitude at certain subjects. Definition 1 and 2 can be true of a person simultaneously. 3. Likely, due to poular media being considered 'nerdy' by those exceptionally low on the cognitive spectrum. Many self delcared 'nerds' roam the streats. With no social obstacles to overcome these are hardly the nerds they try to emulate and often lack even basic levels of nerdlike obsession. At best a more accurate word for these would be "[quirky]". At worst a definition would be "An unexceptional and socially active person with a passing interest in [Video games], [Marvel Superheroes], [Harry Potter] or [Star Wars]" 4. Anyone who openly admits to liking [Manga] or Anime. These are not always true nerds but are genrally considered as such. 5. Anyone who plays [D&D]. No exceptions.

1. "Hey, did you play the [Battlefield 3] beta?" "No, I'm not really into videogames." "Oh... Did you see the [Alphas] Season finale? Gary went all..." "I don't really like science fiction... not my thing. did you see last nights game?" "Sorry, I see no point in continuing this conversation." 2. "I just built a working personal computer out of redstone in Minecraft\! It's capable of running Linux or Windows\!" "$%^&ing nerd" 3. "Yeah I've read every Harry potter book and seen each movie twice\! I know, I'm such a nerd\!" "I have a polyresin replica of Harrys Nimbus 2000 on display next to my Alphonse Elric Armor." "...That's wierd" 4. "Hey, Want to watch some Fullmetal Alchemist after we get back from the triathlon?" ""$%^&ing nerd" 5. "Want to spend hours in a basement playing an endless board game? It's like a video game with no graphics\!"

Author: Warren Lawrom Darado http://nerd.urbanup.com/6120687
113. (Nerd) (2↑, 2↓)
Someone who goes on urban dictionary to try to find some cool new words to use.

Nerd: Man, my language does not seem to be up to date with today's world. I shall take a little trip on to the good ol' interwebs and find some new cool urban words. Nerd after using urbandictionary: Yo, that new movie, was aight, but that one scene was just REDONK.

Author: yoururbandictionary http://nerd.urbanup.com/5609281
114. (Nerd) (1↑, 1↓)
cool people

I am such a nerd (note the nickname)

Author: Mr.Nerd_3.14159265358 http://nerd.urbanup.com/5576696
115. (nerd) (1↑, 1↓)
Kelsey McLeod.

Am I a nerd? If you have to ask, chances are it's true.

Author: Kelsey's Roommate http://nerd.urbanup.com/5308206
116. (Nerd) (1↑, 1↓)
Corey Alexander Sullivan. 8)

Superman Nerd Version? Oh, that's Corey.

Author: NunyaBEEEEEEEEEES http://nerd.urbanup.com/5295359
117. (NERD) (2↑, 2↓)
A demeaning term given to not only one who is very intelligent or nonathletic, but anyone who says or does something that is considered idiotic, confusing to the point of stupidity, or generally worthy of disapproval. Also, if somebody fails at doing something, especially if he has previously gloated about doing such action, he must be called a NERD. (Note: This term differs from the normal word, "nerd" because it is in all caps. It is to be kept that way.)

Guy \#1: Alright now is the last chance, what do you all want to eat? Guy \#2 and \#3: WAFFLE HOUSE\! Guy \#1: Waffle House it is. (5 minutes later) Guy \#4: He can we get Chinese food? Guy \#1: Oh my God, I hate you so much. Guy \#2: NERD\!

Author: awesomewolf523 http://nerd.urbanup.com/5191688
118. (Nerd) (1↑, 1↓)
More like Intellectual Badass

Sheldon (Big Bang Theory): We nerds prefer the term "Intellectual Badass."

119. (nerd) (3↑, 3↓)
a synonym to gonorrhea. Or any kind of STD that makes your dick itch.

I'm sorry Desiree you've been diagnosed with nerd, your dick will itch for the rest of your life.

120. (Nerd) (0↑, 0↓)
The people that you make fun of. Even though you protect gays, Muslims, and other commonly ridiculed "groups" at the same time.

*nerd*: I love WoW. Person (don't wanna hate on haters now do I): haha you are such a loser\! Other person: gays are stupid person: what the f&$k you ***hole that's so offending you should accept everyone... *nerd*: WTF

Author: Ironmaidenruuulesss http://nerd.urbanup.com/4894804
121. (Nerd) (4↑, 4↓)
The majority of [Urban Dictionary]'s visitors

I found the word [jock] on here, and every definition I read (about 15) was negetive. I then got curious and searched [nerd], and every one of those defnitions were positive. Many of those gave nerds extreme dominance. I sense a little bias. I think we know what steriotype gets on this site the most. (I am not a nerd or a jock)

122. (nerd) (11↑, 11↓)
One whos primary goal is to dismiss all other popular thin people as noobs.

Nerds schedual: 1.WoW(all night long). 2.meet with "friends" on tribal wars. 3.simultaneously try to eat tofu and finish dungeon runners campain on epic . 4.get beat up by jocks. 5. do extremely difficult, incomperhensible, harvard level math while hacking into classified government files. 6.have intense disscussion with physics teacher about how the best way to get through the balrog caverns of doom is. 7.repeat

Author: Istalkforcashsucks http://nerd.urbanup.com/4391782
123. (NERD) (4↑, 4↓)
An acronym for "not even remotely dorky"

Dr. Frink: you see to me, "nerd" stands for "not even remotely dorky", so thank you, thank you for the compliment.

Author: STOP DOING THAT TO ME http://nerd.urbanup.com/4374672
124. (Nerd) (4↑, 4↓)
One who plays Competitive Pokemon well.

The nerd reached \#1 on the Shoddy leaderboard and is a moderator at Smogon.

Author: Dragonphantom http://nerd.urbanup.com/4369537
125. (nerd) (4↑, 4↓)
Losers in high school, winners in real life.

Be nice to nerds, they may be your boss someday. -Bill Gates

126. (nerd) (3↑, 3↓)
An extremely smart, socially awkward person who is generally outcast for not following trends.

Be nice to the nerds, because you'll work for them someday.

127. (nerd) (1↑, 1↓)
Adjective. Used to describe something or someone that is cool.

\> Have you met him before? \>\> Yea he's nerd. \>Have you played COD5 \>\> Yea that game is soo nerd.

128. (NERD) (2↑, 2↓)
Not Even Remotely Dorky Made famous by The Simpsons.

Homer: Hook it up, nerd\! Professor: To me, Nerd, means Not Even Remotely Dorky. (or whatever the script was)

Author: Persephone\nerd http://nerd.urbanup.com/4156133
129. (Nerd) (3↑, 3↓)
I am the definition of a Nerd: Let me explain... As a person...I like to read....it is one of my favourite passtimes because I am an overratedgaypandaface ie...a Nerd. I wear anything...it doesnt matter what it looks like...for example, today I wore a red sweater with a blue skirt and old granny shoes...this makes me suitable for the library club where all my best 40- 80 year old friends hang out. I CONSTANTLY rip the movie version of the book because it's not dead on exact like man...and that is an insult to the author who poured their blood and sweat and tears and blah blah blah blahblah blah... (ten minutes later) and that's my reasoning.

Badass scumbag smoking a joint: That girl looks like she is wearing my grans clothes man\! What a Nerd\! Badass scumbag popping some pills: I totally know...why is she carrying so many books around? Badass scumbag making out with some chick: Yea man what's she talking about random movies for?

Author: Happyfuntime? http://nerd.urbanup.com/4058476
130. (Nerd) (4↑, 4↓)
A person that knows what bohemianism is. Nobody usually likes this person, most likely a chongo and becomes best friends with his girlfriends biffle.

Peter is such a Nerd \!

Author: Terribly Bohemian http://nerd.urbanup.com/3085207
131. (nerd) (4↑, 4↓)
One who is very intellectual. Often mistaken as dorks or geeks, nerds may also be very social, even social with those who are not nerds. When this happens, you know the nerd didn't make charisma his/her [dump stat].

"I thought Harry was a nerd, how is he getting laid?" "I guess he didn't make charisma his dump stat."

132. (nerd) (5↑, 5↓)
Much unlike to some of the things written on here, a nerd is a TYPE OF PERSON. Whilst there are various personalities to a person, what defines a nerd is what interests them and whether they pursue their interests. Whilst stereo-types are described as "Someone who wears a shirt, trousers much too above the waistline, glasses, ugliness, etc" this is perhaps the most retarded visual description of a nerd. Clearly, what the person looks like would not only have to apply to everyone with said label "nerd" but anyone with said description would have to be the stereo type of a nerd. A nerd will dress as to how they obviously want to. I've seen nerds that look like chavs already. I've seen nerds WITHOUT GLASSES, OR YOUR SO-CALLED "Pocket Protectors". Obviously, if a PERSON dresses like that, well, what can you do? Insult him because he cares about looking good in uniform? Think about an interview. You being dressed like a complete and utter chav walking into the booth; your interviewer in full uniform and eyes how you caringly dressed for the occasion as a buisiness person. Your interviewer not only would be higher than you instead of equal, but will more likely think "well, if he can't be arsed to dress properly, how can we expect the job done well enough?" And about a nerds actions; THEIR PERSONALITY IS WHAT DICTATES THIS\! If one nerd is quiet like me, they CAN'T ALL BE\! If one is annoying, whats to say the others will annoy you? I've read that apparently "Nerds have trouble conversiving with the opposite sex". That's completely retarded; it means that they arn't very confident, and have low self esteem. Why? Because they openly admitted they liked certain things that the rest of the group either never heard of or don't really like, and so, instead of accepting that people have different interests and seeing whether you have some similarities or not, you decide to shun them entirely, and complain when they have no confidence?? You people make me sick. Of course, mostly during secondary school, most of the time the teacher will set some form of creative activity. The majority will do a poster on A3 paper. A few will do a PowerPoint Presentation, But there will always be the bright spark, who had gathered all that "useless" knowledge and proposes the development of an animation(at this time of writing I am actualy developing a CG Animation for a Science presentation, how excessive\!). There will be those who were impressed, who will openly admit that they wouldn't be able to do it, and of course, they'll be the chavs who say that he's such a nerd. The point is, his interest, not yours. What really matters is whether said nerd is a dickhead or an egotistic fucktard. If he is, than you can say that he spent too much time bragging. But if he is a nice person, you can't just insult him, it just makes you look jealous. As for nerds not interested in girls, I bet you'd be VERY wrong there. Trust me, their people, and want to have someone too, but obviously, seeing as their lack of confidence hinders them, instead of complaining about how they won't get girls, why not give advice? Sovles the problem doesn't it? Oh, and as for the difference between geeks and nerds, since everyone says either "Nerds have a social life and geeks don't" and "Geeks have the life, nerds don't" I think maybe this will clear things up: THEY'RE THE SAME DAMN THING. Thank you for reading\!

Examples Of Nerd LOL Myself: Well, if I decided to learn CG because it look cool, that can't be learned it school normally can it? :P Anyone who goes on youtube and uploads a good video: Not in an insulting way, anyone who uploads a video with decent quality will understand the boundaries of quality. Most chavs I know will upload a video recorded with a mobile phone with the most retarded content ever. Anyone who even handles a computer and knows what they're doing.

Author: Prower Power http://nerd.urbanup.com/2854853
133. (Nerd) (17↑, 17↓)
Nerd, like any other slang word, has many meanings. Some say a Nerd is just anyone who isn't socially skilled. Mainly though, nerds are intellectuals who place their hobbies, usually but not necessarily computers (other types of nerds include Sci-fi nerds, RPG nerds.. These can cross over with computer nerds. See [geek]). This does NOT mean they jack off to wired magazine, and it DEFINITELY doesn't mean they are usually gay 'out of necessity'. Nerds can be seen as generally more intelligent than 'normal' people, but this only makes up for their lack of 'social skills'. Actually, nerds do have 'lives' with high-paid jobs and communities of nerds, but aren't good at socialising with people who aren't other nerds.

Examples of nerd types: Computer Nerd Comic Book Nerd RPG Nerd [Linux] Nerd Maths Nerd [Trekkie] (Or a general Sci-Fi Nerd) See [Geek], practically the same meaning, different spelling and pronunciation.

Author: Your worst nightmare http://nerd.urbanup.com/349865
134. (Nerd) (0↑, 1↓)
a guy that would rather do homework than make out with his girlfriend.

Sorry, i cant see you today because i have an essay to write and im a NERD.

Author: angrygirlfriend101 http://nerd.urbanup.com/6238488
135. (nerd) (0↑, 1↓)
a person who excels at a perticular something. But they dont have to have the whole "nerd" look. You can be hot and still be a nerd. Not to be confused with a [geek]

teacher "who knows they guy who invented the pathagerean therom?" Student 1 "Pathageras" Student 2 "Nerd\!" Guy 1 "dude did you see that double kile with a single shot from that sniper on those two grunts?\!" Guy 2"thats nothing i got an assinastion on a skirmisher from the top of spire" Guy 3"wow you guys are halo nerds" Hot chick "well i ricoheted a snipe an got a killtacular medal from across the map on team slayer."

136. (Nerd) (0↑, 1↓)
A nerd is NOT required to be socially awkward OR ugly. Ugly or socially awkward people are [geeks], [dorks], or [dweebs]. If your definition falls under any of that, leave this right now. A nerd is a person who has a high level of intelligence and puts most of it toward schoolwork. Usually nerds group together in clans of 5-10 and have fun. Nerds do NOT follow society's trends. Nerds fall into different categories: [Gamer] - Someone who puts most, if not all, of their time into playing [video games] and learning all there is to know about them. Usually they start off early in life, playing stuff like [Mario], then they play more games in that series, eventually moving up to all genres, including [shooter], [platformer], and [RPG]. They can be found in large groups at conventions such as [MAGFest] and [Pax East]. Internet nerd - Internet nerds usually develop to be gamers, spending a lot of time on websites to kill time and listen to music. They generally know programming and how to fix their own computer. They tend to go to places like [Memebase], being able to reference things that no one really knows, making it awkward when they do. Bookworm - This nerd spends a LOT of time reading. More than likely they're team [Harry Potter]. They sometimes obsess over books, buying costumes for the characters and going to all the midnight premieres. Some are so bent on reading all the time that they've had books confiscated in class.

Person 1: She is SUCH a nerd. Person 2: No, she's a dork.

Author: Gummi bear x3 http://nerd.urbanup.com/5943507
137. (nerd) (1↑, 2↓)
Someone who plays runescape all day and brags about it at school. Also has poor social skills. Doesn't know the difference between a nerd and a geek. Can be smart but a big asshole. They try to act smart by saying that they don't study for tests. Sits in an awkward sitting stance.

Geek: I just got call of duty black ops today. Nerd: FPS GAMES ARE STUPID\! [runescape] is way better then that stupid game. Geek:BULL SHIZ\! Nerd: Runescape is more popular than [call of duty]\! Geek: Most of Runescape's players are stupid 10 year old european kids and nerds like you\!

138. (Nerd) (1↑, 2↓)
Erin Smith

that erin smith is a nerd gettin rapeddd\!

Author: NERD\!\!\!\!\! http://nerd.urbanup.com/5281102
139. (nerd) (0↑, 1↓)
a small child who is very clever but does not get a lot of sexual action, unless someone ends up science parters with him, then he gets the wrong idea of "experiment" ...

your mum is a nerd.

140. (Nerd) (0↑, 1↓)
Someone 13 and older who still plays Pokemon obsessively.

Look at that nerd with his Nintendo DS and his Charizard\!

141. (nerd) (3↑, 4↓)
people that think when people make fun of they are actually scared when infact we're not. They are the social outcasts that think they will one day change the world when we already have everything we need. They are often seen talking to each other with their shirts tucked in and pants pulled all the way up talking about world of warcraft or any other game that's not call of duty. Thinks they have friends that aren't nerds when infact people are just trying to be nice because they feel bad. Their shyness often contributes to having no social life.

I am not a nerd but i am smart. I do wear glasses but i don't play online pc games and i am not obsessed with working. Infact i might be the laziest person you could meet with periods of actually getting something done. I like sexy girls and im popular. And i get more than 1 hug a day and it's not from nerdy chicks but females with nice bodies and im not lying.

142. (nerd) (0↑, 1↓)
The most probable origin of "nerd" is a French word "merde". Used to nail social rank of the object of the speech. Mostly derogatory term

We have fan weighting [nerds] But very improbable: "Only very stupid people can have fam weighting [nerds]"

143. (nerd) (6↑, 7↓)
any unpopular person who doesnt give a shit about the way they dress, or how they dont even know what the social ladder is. they dont have to be smart or anything like that, in fact, most nerds are dumbasses who get Cs and Ds and play computer games everyday. this type generally hangs out with more of its own, so you'll be able to spot a crowd. they dont have a fucking idea whats going on around outside of their little world remember- they dont have to wear glasses they also include people who post stuff on urban diction everyday, like me

nerd- excuse me guy- shut up nerd nerd-who are you calling nerd, your the nerd guy- what the fuck? nerd- yeah your the nerd you stupid guy- whatever dumbfuck nerd- haha you cant say anything crappy loser

Author: guywhofelloffsocialladder http://nerd.urbanup.com/4485337
144. (Nerd) (4↑, 5↓)
Really sexy kids who play video games that are badass.

Nerds are those hott kids that don't know that they are.

Author: memyselfandx100 http://nerd.urbanup.com/4448370
145. (nerd) (2↑, 3↓)
Someone who excels at a certain subject. Usually have good grades in every subject. Often confused with geeks, which do not have to be smart. A geek is someone who is generally; not athletic, enjoys video games, comic books, star trek, yugioh, etc. based off Sknywhtboy88's definition of geek. As I am a nerd, I can say that it is offensive to call a nerd a geek.

That nerd is really smart.

Author: supernerd123 http://nerd.urbanup.com/4114977
146. (Nerd) (5↑, 6↓)
The people who get teased and run out of parties in grade school. Eventually they grow up and settle for running the world.

"Nerds" are disproportionately successful and include: Barack Obama, Steve Jobs, Jamie Dimon, Bill Clinton, and even Ron Artest among others.

Author: Role_Reversal_101 http://nerd.urbanup.com/3972050
147. (Nerd) (4↑, 5↓)
A step above a geek. Nerds devote most, if not all their time to intellectual things.

"Because of my fascination with Quantum Physics, I was labeled a geek. This is an incorrect statement as "geeks" devote their time to video games and movies such as World of Warcraft and Star Wars. I am a nerd, as I focus my attention on more intellectual matters." -Proud Nerd

148. (Nerd) (2↑, 3↓)
A person that knows what bohemianism is. Nobody usually likes this person, most likely a chongo and becomes best friends with his girlfriends biffle.

Peter is such a Nerd \!

Author: Terribly Bohemian http://nerd.urbanup.com/3085206
149. (Nerd) (4↑, 5↓)
Someone who is a academically committed. It is usually not a good thing when it gets to extreme (complaining to the teachers about empty syllabi, unprofessional behavior etc.) Anyway, there are a lot of misconceptions about nerds. Here are a few: 1. Someone can act and look totally nerdy, but is an amazing athlete. Likewise, someone can look fit and great at playing cool, but can't play sports to save their life. 2. Nerds can act like nerds at school, but when they get home, they are just like any regular kid who is not a nerd (maybe even more awesome\!) This is sometimes but not always caused by parents who are very strict about academic performance.

Jock: You're a nerd I'm gonna beat the shit outta you\! Nerd: All right. Jock: *punches a double punch* Nerd: *blocks it and side thrusts in the Jocks face which immediate knocks jock dead.* I'm gonna go out and play some football with the Jocks\!

150. (nerd) (3↑, 4↓)
A pejorative term for somebody smarter than you.

She studies vector calculus? What a nerd\!

151. (Nerd) (2↑, 3↓)
A word that was invented by [Dr. Suess], but at the time, it had nothing t odo with the meaning of the term today. Someone who is part of a social group of social outcasts, enjoys computers, [Harry Potter], etc. to unnessecary extremes.

Duncan: Filthy nerds, filthy, filthy nerds.....

152. (nerd) (23↑, 24↓)
A person who is extremely smart. Most have an obession with some sort of sci-fi saga but some don't. Often rediculed for being to dad gom smart. NOT obessed with computers (those are geeks). That one kid who's in your innercircle that all ways makes the best grades and feels out of wack if they miss an airing of Firefly.

I, Darth_`Eowyn am one of the cutest, free thinkerest, most uncool, most proud nerd you'll ever meet.

Author: Darth_`Eowyn http://nerd.urbanup.com/1965250
153. (nerd) (34↑, 35↓)
someone who's simply smart doesn't mean he's a nerd godammit\! A nerd is an anti-social moron who doesn't like sports, music and girls. A nerd dedicates his life to wasting it by studying for no reason, and doesn't even have any fashion tastes.

A kid with broken glasses fixed with masking tape, short pants with a tucked in shirt and underwear with cartoons on 'em, and a frikkin' name tag on his shirt. Wtf man?

Author: christian 93 http://nerd.urbanup.com/1346324
154. (Nerd) (13↑, 14↓)
majority of people who added definitions on this site see also [geek],[dork],[gronk],[loser].

hey , this is the 2nd definition i did , gee im such a fucking geeky assed nerd

155. (Nerd) (0↑, 2↓)
A dance created in North Carolina during mid-2009. Basically the [reject] (jerk dance) except with the legs moving forward.

The [Urkel] dance except with moving one leg out and then the other from time to time and lifting pants up when dipping. That is the [nerd].

156. (nerd) (1↑, 3↓)
an intellectual badass

Peter Parker is a total nerd.

157. (Nerd) (1↑, 3↓)
People who jocks tend to mow lawns/clean garbage for

Dude that nerd from my high school class years ago is now a ceo and owns a 500 acre property.

Author: aweogawegewagawegwaegawe http://nerd.urbanup.com/4226026
158. (nerd) (8↑, 10↓)
Someone who is intellectually superior, and is sometimes bullied because of this. Nerds are usually seen as glasses wearing, calculator carrying, pocket-protecter users, but a nerd can be anyone who exceeds iintellectually. This is why they are usually prime targets for bullies. I, personally, find myself to be a nerd.

That kid is really nerdy. Look at that nerd. I heart nerds.

Author: pablo the penguin http://nerd.urbanup.com/4186911
159. (Nerd) (1↑, 3↓)
A person that uses text files instead of a GUI alternitive to configure their Unix Flavor.

Jock: "What are you doing?" "Nerd: Changing the init runlevel so my computer wont boot up the GUI" Jock: "uhh... Have fun with that Nerd"

160. (Nerd) (1↑, 3↓)
a person who is semi smart, and often gets their chest hair caught in their zipper. Nerds sometimes play random instruments, expecially the piano. They usually become engineers and always have friends with names like "gary" or "karen". Many dont know that these people come from old distant farms, many from the mid west.

Look at David's pants\! He is such a nerd. Hopefully his children get the better side of the genes\!

Author: The only GISI http://nerd.urbanup.com/3909521
161. (NERD) (4↑, 6↓)
New England Reptile Distributors

i just bought a snkae from NERD

162. (Nerd) (4↑, 6↓)
nerds are the people that have invented petty much everything technocollogical, they really are [1337] 8-],

My name is Albert and these are my intrests and hobbys and nervousnesses. I play on xbox every spare minute of my life, i sleep 8 hours a day, like a good boy, my social life is my mother, father, sister and xbox, i eat while playing, i do my geologgy homework for 2 hours a day. I dont care about P.E, my curfew is at 6 o'cloc. Im 16 years old, i have STAR TREK pj's, im on my 10th prestige on cod4, level 55, i am the halo wizz, i get paid to play xbox. I point out every typing error someone does because i dont know what text language is, i waste my time after watching a youtube video, by pointing out all of the bad bits. Im a hater. I sweat when talking to a girl, other than my sister, i have 6 inch glasses. I truly, truly am a nerd\!

Author: Andy n shizz http://nerd.urbanup.com/3272830
163. (nerd) (2↑, 4↓)
Person with high IQ but often picked on usually due to their image. Their main parody is improving their intelligence so they don't usually think too much about fitting into the crowd which makes them stand out and a easy target.

The nerd looks like vogue disaster. The "smart guy with the high IQ" don't quite fit into the crowd.

164. (nerd) (3↑, 5↓)
A person who is shunned by society for a large number of insensible reasons. Stereotypical and usually, they have above average intelligence and a lot of interest in a subject considered "nerdy" (computers, games, technology in general). Nerds usually have little to no interest in a social life and would rather spend time working on something that would actually benefit the world. Nerds, if working together, could bring about a utopia, but most usually give up or commit suicide due to constant bullying and peer pressure.

He's such a nerd 'cause he works with computers all day.

165. (nerd) (22↑, 24↓)
Nerd: Person who typically does not worry too much about appearance or the oppostie sex (or any sex for that matter) and normally does not even consider breaking rules. They are hard working people who are consider odd by the 'preps'. There is a different between Geeks and nerds. Geeks may try, but they do not work to their full capability and are obsessed with electronics. nerds care about life and think of the future and become very successful.^^

Geek: I finally beat my newest Final Fantasy game\!\!\! Nerd: did you do your homework?\! Geek: No, not yet, but I will. nerd: you better get on it or you will get in trouble. Geek: yeah, I guess. *continues to play game. Nerd: well I am gonna go work on my science project. Geek: but it isn't due til next MONTH\!\!\! Nerd: but it's soo fun\!\!\! (is an art project in my case.^^)

Author: The luffable nerd.^^ http://nerd.urbanup.com/1997596
166. (nerd) (1↑, 3↓)
As it has come to pass, a nerd is apparently a person who dislikes geeks and denounces them as little more than second-rate, wannabe nerds. Anyone who claims to be a nerd is automatically not a nerd (as anyone who claims to be of a particular label is automatically not). True nerds are essentially smart dorks who still look dorky. True geeks, on the other hand, are smark dorks who act but don't look dorky. Nerds are generally academic in a general sense. Geeks are typically tech-oriented. Most all people who outwardly claim to be nerds or geeks are just pseudo-intellectual kids or teenagers who wish they were smarter than they truly are. True nerds, and some true geeks, often have a "Clark Kent" or "Peter Parker" complex: they don't proclaim they're as such, but rather they wish to be normal and/or at least accepted as viable members of society. Very few true nerds and geeks actually exist in contemporary society.

Most of the people posting definitions here are not true nerds.

Author: HumansAreTooDumb2SolveMtheory http://nerd.urbanup.com/1924886
167. (nerd) (12↑, 14↓)
As it has come to pass, a nerd is apparently a person who dislikes geeks and denounces them as little more than second-rate, wannabe nerds. Anyone who claims to be a nerd is automatically not a nerd (as anyone who claims to be of a particular label is automatically not). True nerds are essentially smart dorks who still look dorky. True geeks, on the other hand, are smark dorks who act but don't look dorky. Nerds are generally academic in a general sense. Geeks are typically tech-oriented. Most all people who outwardly claim to be nerds or geeks are just pseudo-intellectual kids or teenagers who wish they were smarter than they truly are. True nerds, and some true geeks, often have a Clark Kent or Peter Parker complex: they don't proclaim they're as such, but rather they wish to be normal and/or at least accepted as viable members of society. Very few true nerds and geeks actually exist in contemporary society.

Most of the people posting definitions here are not true nerds.

168. (Nerd) (12↑, 14↓)
As it has come to pass, a nerd is apparently a person who dislikes geeks and denounces them as little more than second-rate, wannabe nerds. Anyone who claims to be a nerd is automatically not a nerd (as anyone who claims to be of a particular label is automatically not). True nerds are essentially smart dorks who still look dorky. True geeks, on the other hand, are smark dorks who act but don't look dorky. Nerds are generally academic in a general sense. Geeks are typically tech-oriented. Most all people who outwardly claim to be nerds or geeks are just pseudo-intellectual kids or teenagers who wish they were smarter than they truly are. True nerds, and some true geeks, often have a Clark Kent or Peter Parker complex: they don't proclaim they're as such, but rather they wish to be normal and/or at least accepted as viable members of society. Very few true nerds and geeks actually exist in contemporary society.

Most of the people posting definitions here are not true nerds.

169. (nerd) (3↑, 5↓)
One who doesn't know what sex is.

Person A: "That chick knows how to hit it." Nerd: "Hit what?"

Author: RunescapeSUX http://nerd.urbanup.com/1682897
170. (Nerd) (14↑, 16↓)
One who is socially unstable or awkward. Often intelligent as well, and is usually teased by the insecure or the overly proud. Not to be confused with geek, which is someone who has an obsession.

That nerd has no friends. That nerd is such a loser\! I feel bad for that socially impaired nerd. Look at those cruel and mean people picking on that nerd.

Author: 17shadyspades http://nerd.urbanup.com/1611708
171. (nerd) (18↑, 20↓)
A person who is single-minded or accomplished in a certain pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.

wut wut wut hey hey hey sup sup sup nerd nerd nerd

172. (nerd) (20↑, 22↓)
A nerd is what people refer to as a "social outcast", because they supposedly do not meet the needs for what "society" wants them to. (See: [Jocks]) Jocks are the biggest perpetrator to this, and often try to steal their lunch money. Most Jocks own [ricers] and (despite popular belief) hang out on the computer all the time. Jocks (See [bully]) are mostly responsible for school shootings. Nerds usually spend a lot of time on a computer, most are socially awkward and cannot get a girlfriend, yet they are usually good people. Some nerds watch a horrible thing called Japanese animation SEE: [anime] A nerd is persecuted by people (those in their teens) who try to be cool, and try to assert themselves in the highschool food chain, but they fail and learn that the nerd grows up to be more successful than any other person that persecuted him in highschool or college. Nerds sometimes grow up to be very rich.

That nerd is rich - William Shakespeare The nerd that I hath seen, is the sniggity snap, dawg - Julius Caesar

173. (Nerd) (23↑, 25↓)
A person who help's you with your homework

Damn my homework is hard. I need a Nerd

174. (nerd) (16↑, 18↓)
One with far-more-than-average knowledge of a subject, such that said subject becomes the ruling force of their life, resulting in a heavily depleted set of social skills; despised and/or pitied by [geek]s and [norm]s alike. Typically applied to computers, though any subject is viable for nerd-dom.

"Enjoy the dance. The wall of the nerds is at the back."

Author: Samuel Wilkinson http://nerd.urbanup.com/602888
175. (nerd) (11↑, 13↓)
A really stupid (IMO) name for one who uses computers frequently.

These Counter-Strike nerds are slowing our connection down\!

176. (Nerd) (0↑, 3↓)
A lonely man. With a small toothbrush.

Wow, look at that nerd, I would hate to have a toothbrush that small... [toothbrush]

177. (nerd) (0↑, 3↓)
A nerd is someone who is smart in all subjects, yet focuses on one subject to be a specific interest. There is a difference between a nerd and a geek. A geek would is a wanna-be nerd and can be identified as having a weird accent, pants up to tight, huge glasses and usually not the best looking person around. A nerd, however, does not have to be bad looking and can be accepted by other groups because of his/her other hobbies, such as sports and music. One other thing to note is that there is something called geek-chic (which is a misnomer as geeks have bad taste and should be called nerd-chic). This style includes carrying a sports-equipment looking bag, small framed glasses and casual clothing.

Boy 1: Winston is such a nerd. Boy 2: I know, what girl would date him? Girl 1: Wow, did you see Winston with this glasses today? He looks hot\! Girl 2: I know. You gonna ask him out? Girl 1: For sure\!

Author: TheOrtonRevolution http://nerd.urbanup.com/5427356
178. (nerd) (0↑, 3↓)
The people who never get laid or get girlfriends. Also called geeks.

nerd- lets play dungeons and dragons cool kid - NERD

Author: MetalTomNook http://nerd.urbanup.com/4948221
179. (nerd) (0↑, 3↓)
Intellectually Badass

"wow look at that beastly nerd poppin his collar"

Author: Quackers3378 http://nerd.urbanup.com/4839677
180. (NERD) (2↑, 5↓)
nerd nerd NERD nerd nerd nerd: there are many simliar sterotypes of nerd out there on the internet,which by the way was not created by a team of nerds,it was actually created by a bunch of military engineers in the 1950's,the means of communication was a lot more crude but it worked,these were the true pioneers who were not in it for the money,but had a genuine interest in what they were actually achieving..most nerds are anoraks,with mediocre jobs in it or occupational etc.. FOR EXAMPLE THE SO CALLED CEO OF FACEBOOK WAS JUST A TALENTLESS HACK,WHO ACTUALLY STOLE/COPIED HIS HARVARD COLLEGUES IDEAS AND BRANDED THEM AS HIS OWN.. HIS CURRENT PAGES READS AS: I AM CEO BITCH... THE FUTURE GENERATION ARE A RIP OFF.. I HAVE YET TO COME ACROSS ANYONE,I IN FACT CHALLENGE ANYONE TO CHANGE THE WHOLE FORMAT OF COMMUNICATION,TIME AND SPACE ALTOGETHER.. :| TODAYS NERDS ARE A RIP OFF THEY ARE MEDIA FUELLED HACKS.. NOTHING MORE.. JUST TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT BILL GATES RESUME..HE JUST RIPPED OF OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS.. they just look like your average joe except with spectacles.. also, theywill usually be overly freakishly keen to have a family,nice little ones..and then end up abusing their children, nice contribution..\! FYI: Most nerds end up spending 24 hours online for two to three days straight,have a LOT OF SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET..

Do not let their so called shy demenour make you think they are genuinely shy,THESE NERDS HAVE A HELL OF A LOT TO HIDE FROM YOU.. They will ususally try to befriend your neigbours,family friends..etc..IN ORDER TO ABUSE YOUR CHILDREN OR SOMEONE ELSES..

Author: NERDRAPEKITTENS http://nerd.urbanup.com/4506808
181. (nerd) (3↑, 6↓)
nerd nerd NERD nerd nerd nerd: there are many simliar sterotypes of nerd out there on the internet,which by the way was not created by a team of nerds,it was actually created by a bunch of military engineers in the 1950's,the means of communication was a lot more crude but it worked,these were the true pioneers who were not in it for the money,but had a genuine interest in what they were actually achieving..most nerds are anoraks,with mediocre jobs in it or occupational etc.. FOR EXAMPLE THE SO CALLED CEO OF FACEBOOK WAS JUST A TALENTLESS HACK,WHO ACTUALLY STOLE/COPIED HIS HARVARD COLLEGUES IDEAS AND BRANDED THEM AS HIS OWN.. HIS CURRENT PAGES READS AS: I AM CEO BITCH... THE FUTURE GENERATION ARE A RIP OFF.. I HAVE YET TO COME ACROSS ANYONE,I IN FACT CHALLENGE ANYONE TO CHANGE THE WHOLE FORMAT OF COMMUNICATION,TIME AND SPACE ALTOGETHER.. :| TODAYS NERDS ARE A RIP OFF THEY ARE MEDIA FUELLED HACKS.. NOTHING MORE.. JUST TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT BILL GATES RESUME..HE JUST RIPPED OF OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS.. they just look like your average joe except with spectacles.. also, theywill usually be overly freakishly keen to have a family,nice little ones..and then end up abusing their children, nice contribution..\!

FYI: Most nerds end up spending 24 hours online for two to three days straight,have a LOT OF SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET.. Do not let their so called shy demenour make you think they are genuinely shy,THESE NERDS HAVE A HELL OF A LOT TO HIDE FROM YOU.. They will ususally try to befriend your neigbours,family friends..etc..IN ORDER TO ABUSE YOUR CHILDREN OR SOMEONE ELSES..

Author: TOYOUANDYOURS:(:(:(:(:( http://nerd.urbanup.com/4492829
182. (Nerd) (1↑, 4↓)
A nerd is someone who does better in school than his/her classmates and wear stylish clothes. Nerds are prosecuted for their superior intellect. 99.9% of nerds are social even though they are not ecpected to. To be a nerd you have to be smart and stylish. If you wear outmoded clothes and you're smart than you're a neek, which grow up to be at least middle class nerds. Nerds are awsome. Do not get phy sical with a nerd from bedstuy or the south side. Nerds are also funny and some are popular. Some nerds look like regular people.

Dummies:Ha ha ha\! Nerd:At least I'm smart and well dressed.

183. (Nerd) (1↑, 4↓)
Someone who is smart and wears stylish clothes (or at least wears regular clothes). Some nerds are popular, some are funny. If you wear any clothes that are stupidly dull, idiotic, or worse than the style of regular clothes, you are a neek, not a nerd.

Addidas, Martins, Jordan, Nike, Rocawear, Puma, Nerds, ect.

184. (Nerd) (0↑, 3↓)
Not eve remotely dorky.

"Dude, hes such a nerd. Did you see him at the party last night?"

185. (Nerd) (1↑, 4↓)
A person who is highly intellectual and is often socially accepted by peers of his type. Do not be mistaken by a geek who is socially Unaccepted by everyone and usually is bullied for being un intellectual and and obsessive compulsive for playing World of Warcraft.

"just imagine being cool for being clever that is a Nerd, you CHAV\!"

Author: JAmmyjames-999 http://nerd.urbanup.com/4020194
186. (nerd) (1↑, 4↓)
Somebody with a limited set of interests, focuses very intensely on those few, and is generally fairly knowlegable on those subjects, but not on much else.

You're a nerd for using Urban Dictionary.

Author: The Nerd Definer http://nerd.urbanup.com/3981209
187. (nerd) (3↑, 6↓)
A very intelligent person who lacks social skills and fashion sense. Nerds do not fit into popular social groups and may have difficulty making friends.

That nerd is super smart, but he has no cool friends because he's so dorky.

188. (Nerd) (1↑, 4↓)
Debra Ward.

Hey who is that? A nerd. No, it is Debra\! http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/101/m_631f202975ee41abb194f418294aa7d0.jpg

189. (Nerd) (3↑, 6↓)
1. An individual who purchases Call of Duty hacks that work against Punkbuster. 2. A person who cries when they get shot in CoD4 while exploiting a map glitch.

Pwag3r, a nerd.

190. (Nerd) (5↑, 8↓)
A boy or girl in the adolescent stage where their IQ is high and their social level low. They often refuse to conform, have many [geek] friends and are strong in numbers (beware\!) They are very underappreciated and are the leading buyers of pocket protectors nationwide.

The cheerleader's fall: Mary Jane: "What's that large black line on the horizon beyond the football feild?" Sally Sue: "Oh dear Mary Jane\! We don't have time to throw up today\! there is a flock of nerds in a large group seeking revenge\! Beware\!"

Author: Snickers McPhee http://nerd.urbanup.com/3379534
191. (Nerd) (4↑, 7↓)
A person who knows everything about a certain subject, which is usually academic. This includes science, mathes, computer. An uncool person. Someone who is socially inept.

Stephen Hawkins is a nerd with no friends

192. (nerd) (3↑, 6↓)
nerds are often associated with geeks but there are big differences between them. Nerds are often less socially skilled because they are interested in things that are not popular in wide stream society and are mostly shut ins unless they start their own social "guild" of nerds. there are often too upsessed with awesome things like computers, games, ect. i am proud to say im not a nerd i'm a geek\!

a comic once said "a geek would see a harry potter movie, but a nerd would go to see harry potter, dressed as Harry potter.

193. (nerd) (1↑, 4↓)
Nerds are the people who like to play chess during lunch break, they are the brainy ones who people only like for about 10 seconds and that is when they are copying the nerds work, nerds normally the ones who people end up working for as they actually made a success in school and went on to do bigger and better things (see Bill Gates), also everyone can be a nerd in there own way like people who love Fashion and owns like 20 pairs of Jeans 15 pairs of trainers so on and so forth they are nerds in Fashion.

He is such a Nerd playing chess during is Lunch Break

Author: Prettyboii.Supposidly http://nerd.urbanup.com/2968297
194. (nerd) (7↑, 10↓)
Much unlike to some of the things written on here, a nerd is a TYPE OF PERSON. Whilst there are various personalities to a person, what defines a nerd is what interests them and whether they pursue their interests. Whilst stereo-types are described as "Someone who wears a shirt, trousers much too above the waistline, glasses, ugliness, etc" this is perhaps the most retarded visual description of a nerd. Clearly, what the person looks like would not only have to apply to everyone with said label "nerd" but anyone with said description would have to be the stereo type of a nerd. A nerd will dress as to how they obviously want to. I've seen nerds that look like chavs already. I've seen nerds WITHOUT GLASSES, OR YOUR SO-CALLED "Pocket Protectors". Obviously, if a PERSON dresses like that, well, what can you do? Insult him because he cares about looking good in uniform? Think about an interview. You being dressed like a complete and utter chav walking into the booth; your interviewer in full uniform and eyes how you caringly dressed for the occasion as a buisiness person. Your interviewer not only would be higher than you instead of equal, but will more likely think "well, if he can't be arsed to dress properly, how can we expect the job done well enough?" And about a nerds actions; THEIR PERSONALITY IS WHAT DICTATES THIS\! If one nerd is quiet like me, they CAN'T ALL BE\! If one is annoying, whats to say the others will annoy you? I've read that apparently "Nerds have trouble conversiving with the opposite sex". That's completely retarded; it means that they arn't very confident, and have low self esteem. Why? Because they openly admitted they liked certain things that the rest of the group either never heard of or don't really like, and so, instead of accepting that people have different interests and seeing whether you have some similarities or not, you decide to shun them entirely, and complain when they have no confidence?? You people make me sick. Of course, mostly during secondary school, most of the time the teacher will set some form of creative activity. The majority will do a poster on A3 paper. A few will do a PowerPoint Presentation, But there will always be the bright spark, who had gathered all that "useless" knowledge and proposes the development of an animation(at this time of writing I am actualy developing a CG Animation for a Science presentation, how excessive\!). There will be those who were impressed, who will openly admit that they wouldn't be able to do it, and of course, they'll be the chavs who say that he's such a nerd. The point is, his interest, not yours. What really matters is whether said nerd is a dickhead or an egotistic fucktard. If he is, than you can say that he spent too much time bragging. But if he is a nice person, you can't just insult him, it just makes you look jealous. As for nerds not interested in girls, I bet you'd be VERY wrong there. Trust me, their people, and want to have someone too, but obviously, seeing as their lack of confidence hinders them, instead of complaining about how they won't get girls, why not give advice? Sovles the problem doesn't it? Oh, and as for the difference between geeks and nerds, since everyone says either "Nerds have a social life and geeks don't" and "Geeks have the life, nerds don't" I think maybe this will clear things up: THEY'RE THE SAME DAMN THING. Thank you for reading\!

Examples Of Nerd LOL Myself: Well, if I decided to learn CG because it look cool, that can't be learned it school normally can it? :P Anyone who goes on youtube and uploads a good video: Not in an insulting way, anyone who uploads a video with decent quality will understand the boundaries of quality. Most chavs I know will upload a video recorded with a mobile phone with the most retarded content ever. Anyone who even handles a computer and knows what they're doing.

Author: Prower Power http://nerd.urbanup.com/2854817
195. (Nerd) (1↑, 4↓)
A nerd is givin his name if he : Playes Computer games 24/7 , likes doing his/her Homework, Cannot mix with other sex , Would rather be playing computer than mixing/talking/sociliscing with freinds. Sorry about any mistaks XD

Nerd to Nerdy Freind: Look, i got to level 87\!\! Freind: No way\! Normal person to normal friend: What a nerd...

Author: Bannana Mosher http://nerd.urbanup.com/2791998
196. (Nerd) (1↑, 4↓)
Shazrand from the WotC forums. What a nerd\!

Shazrand started a "I'm not a nerd\!" thread, but soon will realize he is the definition of nerd.

197. (nerd) (5↑, 8↓)
someone who writes and reads definitions in urban dictionary, esp gay definitions

fuck off you dictionary reading nerd ass mother fucker

198. (nerd) (5↑, 8↓)
someone who can speak every language except his own. "OMG WHAT A DWEEB HE IS IMPERSONATING JOHN LENNON WITH THE GLASSES, id rather he couldnt read without them, than to show up our whole school\!\!\!\!"

JIM JAM-"greetings i give to you fellow students" ANNIE-"What the hell is this nerd saying jason\!?" JASON-"something about a student?\!" ANNIE-" I really dont understand"

199. (nerd) (6↑, 9↓)
A person that is socially unable and mentally unstable. Usually fails to complete regular life tasks such as hygiene.

Nerds act like they're smart. Geeks -are- smart.

Author: 84bsui44nxdrt http://nerd.urbanup.com/2583805
200. (nerd) (5↑, 8↓)
a very intelligent person who often has no street smarts. The stereotype of a nerd has been a sweater vest-wearing, bespectacled, braces-clad, person with pocket protectors and plays video games (ex: Halo). May also spend large amounts on computer and like watching Monty Python. Nerds are different from geeks, in that geeks are not necessarily smart but still act semi-repulsively. With the huge influx of smart Asians, nerds are slowly becoming extinct.

OMG look at that nerd. He got an A+ on his test.

201. (nerd) (6↑, 9↓)
A nerd is a person who's inteligence may be slightly/noticeably above others.Nerds usualy are less athletic and/or popular.Their vocabulary is commonly above othersand they are generaly better at math, science and anything technical.Usualy not very good at socializing and are therefore commonly abused by others.People that are most likely to change the world or become a milliopnaire and gain the career they want with the exception of and athlete/talk show host.

Nerd:Whoopee I got all A's. Dropout:Stupid Nerd\!

202. (nerd) (5↑, 8↓)
One who excells at anything in the odd, smart sense. A nerd is one who enjoys [computers], [videogames], D&D, and other generally [nerdy] subjects. Either loves or hates Bill Gates, the richest and [nerdiest] [human] being on this [planet]. The word was first mentioned in Dr. Suess's "If I Ran the Zoo". Source: "That Other Book of Perfectly Useless Information"

The nerds will all eventually controll all money in the world.

203. (nerd) (4↑, 7↓)
Nerd are people who concerned with mainly things seen as 'uncool' by the general populace. Being extraordinarily tech-savvy, skilled at video games or role-playing games, very well informed in the maths or sciences, are some of the main characteristics. They are 'the smart ones.' But those of you familiar with the theory of multiple intelligence should know that while nerds may be smart in some regions, their defining feature is being socially 'stupid.' They cannot interact well with anyone, often not with other nerds. This does not make them bad people, nor good. It just means they are not interpersonally intelligent. In some cases, interpersonal intelligence is more useful than technical, so shut up about being proud of nerdiness\! If you are socially inept, it does not mean you are a nerd. Likewise, you can be intelligent and like uncool things but it does not mean you are a nerd. Any definition that says nerds can have social lives and lots of friends and can be popular- they are wrong. Those are not nerds. Those are smart people who are obviously socially intelligent. A nerd requires BOTH aspects of 'uncool' interests AND a lack of interactive skills.

Bill Gates is obviously not a nerd: he is just a techy. But a charismatic and succesful techy.

Author: Pitiful Anonymous http://nerd.urbanup.com/1690976
204. (nerd) (14↑, 17↓)
Do not confuse a nerd with a geek, geeks are nerds that do not have the same motivation as nerds. A nerd is one who does not care that he does not conform his personality to the norm. He/She does what they want and they dont really care. They are usually smart and push themselves to be the smartest and best they can be. not all nerds are weak and ugly. Some nerds can be quite [prep]py. Nerds have many friends, usually they are all other nerds yet in many instances nerds do have non-nerd friends. Nerds usually have a knowledge in computers and other technology, yet it is not neccasary. Nerds are smarter then other classes, and as they progress in life they will be more succesful then all of the other classes (preps, Jocks etc.)

I AM A TOTAL NERD\! I AM NOT A GEEK\! aww dam.. i only got a 99 on my science final and a 98.5 on my math exam\! HA\! look at those preps over there\! what losers\! If you dont pass this class then you will spend the rest of your life as a janitor\!

Author: Crouton McGraw http://nerd.urbanup.com/1324855
205. (nerd) (13↑, 16↓)
1) One whose level of interest or skill in areas or fields not considered "mainstream" by the general public is extraordinary 2) One who has such interests, and devotes time enough to them to preculde participation in significant aspects of "mainstream" life. USAGE NOTE--"Nerd" is differentiated from "[geek]" as follows--"geeks" are those who have extraordinary interest or skill in technology-related fields. While some nerds may also be geeks, and geeks may also be nerds, the intersection of the two sets of individuals is not equivalent to their union. The important thing to remember in differentiation is the impact the person's interests have on their life outside of those interests.

1) Wow, that nerd sure knows a lot about John Woo films. 2) Wow, that nerd spends so much time watching John Woo films, he doesn't leave his apartment except to go to work. USAGE NOTE) Is that nerd a geek? No, he knows a lot about John Woo films, but not about technology.

Author: coldmongolian http://nerd.urbanup.com/1196093
206. (nerd) (11↑, 14↓)
someone who you used to give a weggie back in grade school but is now your boss at work

thats jon my boss, I used to give him weggies back in the day

207. (Nerd) (15↑, 18↓)
Someone who gets straight A's. Or actually TRIES in school. I'm a "math nerd." If you believe in labels, that is.....most people in my school would rather be a prep than a nerd. I believe the opposite. Nerds have a little "group" at school and we talk about cool stuff. Like computers, math, and science. (okay maybe some people may think we're weird.) Most "nerds" like math, science, and getting grades. Most "nerds" like school. Geeks are wanna-be-nerds. Don't confuse us with them. Heh heh. Just kidding.....or am I? A lot of them are also really hott.....lol. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a stereotypical nerd, as are not many nerds are. Most nerds wear supposedly "preppy" clothes with cool glasses (they are not the ugly thick black kind).

*sigh* that nerd is so hott.....

208. (Nerd) (6↑, 9↓)
Higher breed of dork, generally in a better tax bracket.

Nerds works for Sun Micro. Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.

209. (Nerd) (14↑, 17↓)
1. True hardcore 2. The envy of all pseudo-nerds, aka [geek]s

1. I am a nerd. 2. "Revenge of the Nerds"

210. (nerd) (222↑, 226↓)
You fucking idiots\! Nerds aren't the people you see on the honor roll lists every 9 weeks, and they aren't the people you see marching in the band either, they're the people you see fucking playing Pokemon cards at lunch while talking about low-key social topics like [console wars], [anime], and [politics]. Nerds are not fucking smart\! When they are at home, they aren't studying at all\! They're usually on their computers constantly downloading anime and/or jacking off to [hentai] pictures that I could probably draw. Some nerds watch so much anime that they wish they were japanese, that is called a [wapanese]. Nerds are also on message boards constantly bitching about the console wars. They are usually on shithole sites like GameFAQS and Gamespot using "pwned" instead of the real word "owned". They are usually extremely skinny or extremely fat but are defently ugly. These turds also never take showers, so they smell like shit. It is always said that nerds are the bosses of everyone later in life, thats bullshit. Nerds usually either live in their mom's basement for the rest of their lives, or they end up working at Wal Mart for the rest of their lives and spend their money on more anime DVDs and video games, and then go home and STILL bitch about console wars on their computers. At school, some people will feel bad for nerds, but they don't deserve pity, they choose to be this way. Nerds will also hate on rednecks calling them uneducated, but nerds are too stupid to realize that even the redneck kids get better grades than the nerds, and outside school rednecks are actually hard workers who raise animals, own huge fields of fruits and veggies, and fish, and hunt. Thats much better than what the loser nerds do at home. Geeks and dorks are no different from nerds, in fact, they are synonyms. I could go on all day but I'll stop here, and the only people that will vote this down are nerds themselves. Fuck nerds\!

Person 1: George W Bush is a crappy president. Person 2: At least he isn't a nerd or a wapanese\! Person 1: Thats true.

211. (Nerd) (37↑, 41↓)
a pretentious lot who fancy themselves better than the average person. they tend to look upon themselves as better than most people, they obsess over certain things to the point where all else becomes moot and null. they seem to like to bring up things like, the worlds biggest nerd is also the worlds richest man... it seems to me however they forget that while they "run the show" on their high horse the much larger population of workers carry out their tyrannical commands due to their inexplicable inability to work for real. Sure a nerd invented the computer, satellites and microwaves. and sure some nerds will become the center light for a while and create something to better mankind. but most of them simply wallow in their intelligence hating those more accomplished then they and taking it out on those less so. bitter, forgotten and frustrated with the fact that they will have no affect on the world around them despite all their great idea's.

nerd with a black eye's mother- that jock is just jealous because someday you will be his boss, have a nice car and a hot girlfriend nerd with the black eye- sure great, I'm sure my "lucrative" job in the world of teaching his retard kids English or some bullshit like that will really make his life of getting a free education sports scholarship in whatever he wants because he plays football or something like that will really make him mad. nerd with a black eye's mother-shut up nerd

212. (Nerd) (23↑, 27↓)
nerds like to believe that, because they don't have any friends and prefer to spend their weekends sat infront of a computer screen 'socialising' on internet message boards with other like-minded losers, they are in fact 'unique non-conformists' sadly, they're deluding themselves see also: [geek], [outcast], [loser]

nerd: donnie darko rocks. I can totally relate to the main character, I'm just like him. me: shut up bumfluff

213. (nerd) (10↑, 14↓)
One who thinks there is a difference between a computer geek and computer nerd

Kris thought he was a cool nerd, because he uses his computer to mainly download porn and be a hax0r\! He didnt think he was one of the geeks, who use their computer for messageboards. (the point is, they are all the same)

214. (Nerd) (18↑, 22↓)
interlectually superior people who are comfortable enough in who they are to find more important things to do in life than get wrecked, and gossip endless hours away
215. (Nerd) (0↑, 5↓)
1. Math Major 2. Science Major 3. Thick Glasses/Contacts 4. Never gets laid 5. See: geek

Man\! Claire is such a nerd. She wore her huge, boy repellent glasses today and only talked about number theory\! How geeky\!

216. (Nerd) (0↑, 5↓)
What you call someone who does something to you that you can't do back, does something you don't know how to, does something better then you, or achieves something faster than you.

Joe Does a sick combo in a game that James cannot. James: Nerd\! Joe: Yepzors.

217. (Nerd) (3↑, 8↓)
Nerds are people that come onto urbandictionary.com to write favorable, biased, definitions of themselves so they can raise their self esteem a little bit because they have no friends. You may find the nerds at your school getting picked on by the [jocks] or "[popular group]". They always try to convince themselves and other people that they will end up making more money than said jocks and "popular group", which is not necessarily true because jocks can sometimes, if they are good enough, make it to professional sports, and the "popular group' is usually rich to begin with and will take over the family business and will have nerds do the dirty work for them.

Nerd 1: "Hey, lets go add good things about nerds on urbandictionary.com and wikipedia.org so people can think we are cool\!" *Does a [snort laugh] and pushes glasses up on his nose* Nerd 1: "Wait, let me finish this game of Dungeons and Dragons first\!" *Does a [snort laugh] and pushes glasses up on his nose*

218. (Nerd) (0↑, 5↓)
(Adj.) One who excels in the art of nerdom. A person who is beyond normal limits of comprehensible communication who enjoys things such as: loading Linux on routers, making xbox usb hubs, building flashing light displays and computer programming not only at work... but in his spare time.

For nerd see Justin R.

Author: l33t h4x0r3d1z3rr http://nerd.urbanup.com/3753160
219. (Nerd) (6↑, 11↓)
Someone who attends [school] and is glued to their textbooks for most of the time and never misses a single word the teacher or professor says. They are often over-achievers who score very high or even perfect on term tests and exams - and many wonder how afterwards. They do however lack a social life. They are rarely seen hanging out with friends, playing games, going to the mall, or going to the movies. Anyone can become a nerd if they want to or are "forced" to due to high expectations from friends, parents, etc.

How the heck is Kevin scoring 90s on every test in math class? Man he's such a nerd\!

220. (Nerd) (1↑, 6↓)
A person that is infinitesimally cool. He/she is the uber incarnation of awesomeness and they are blessed with other wordly sight.Their thought transcends space and time.

You think I am just like you but I am a nerd\!

221. (Nerd) (0↑, 5↓)
1.A socially unstable person. 2.A mis-used term to refer to a person way smarter than themselves.

OMG, they guy is such a Nerd. You Are Such A Nerd\!\!

222. (Nerd) (1↑, 6↓)
1.a person who is branded as "uncool" by society becuase they admit to things that the "cool" members only think

1. i love pokemon so much\! but im not going to admit it becuase i dont want to be a nerd

Author: Trevor never Foehl http://nerd.urbanup.com/3409291
223. (nerd) (3↑, 8↓)
Most nerds find pleasure in games such as, but not limited to: Magic the Gathering, Warhammer 40K, and HeroClix. Being a Nerd does not need a far superior IQ, but the common sense to not join gangs or break your skull in football. Nerds not to be confused with [losers] actually have a life.

Dumb Shit: Jesus Christ your playing Warhammer?\!?\!?\! Your such a Nerd\! Nerd: Is there something wrong with that?

Author: gundargundargundar http://nerd.urbanup.com/3287068
224. (nerd) (5↑, 10↓)
(you can tell nerds added the definition to this, exaggerated much?) Someone who is very intelligent and commonly [antisocial]. Contuary to te nerd's belief, they do not always grow up being rich and wealthy. A lot of them spends too much money on computers and videogames to be able to hold down a steady job. 1.) They tend to be facinated in topics that most of the time, the average joe doesn't give a flying f*** about. 2.) A lot of them are very big headed and think they are smarter than everyone else. 3.) They hate when someone proves them wrong and thinks that they are always right. 4.)A lot of them suffer from the same problem as preps, they suffer from [superiority complex disorder]. They think they are better and sometimes can be just as mean as preps. 5.)They can be a bit short tempered and get angry over the smallest stuff. 6.)They tend to take school work very seriously and a lot of the times, they end up doing the jock's work for them since they are easily controlled. In fact a lot of the times the jock can be very smart but seems dumb because he is very lazy.

Nerd: DId you know they plan on releasing the first hoover craft vehicle for commercial sale in as early as 2009\!\!\! WOW\! Dude:yeah,.....thats cool I guess...*gives half ass laugh* Nerd: How could you not be excited about this? Dude: Its alright I guess..... Nerd: Its okay if you are too stupid to understand the complexity of this. Dude: I'm not really stupid, I just have other things to worry about.... Nerd:WELL AT LEAST I WILL BE YOUR BOSS\!\!\!\! Dude:You can't be a boss, you spend so much money and time on videogames and computers, I don't see how someone like you will run a company. Nerd: SHUT UP INFERIOR BEING\!\!\!*goes home and post an extremely exaggerated definition for "nerd" on [Urbandictionary]*

Author: realisticnerdykid http://nerd.urbanup.com/2971696
225. (nerd) (5↑, 10↓)
1. One who is intelligent, but has not yet come to realize that exercise is vital to mental health. 2. One who is intelligent, but has not yet come to realize that friends are vital to mental health.

1. NERD: Hahahahha, i will take u over NORMAL GUY: well ur a wimp NERD: hahahah it's not always the strongest who wins hahaha NORMAL GUY: actually i read this article of newsweek that said that exercise makes you smarter NERD: ... 2. NERD: Hahahhaa the world will be mine\!\!\! COOL KID: Uh... friends? NERD: Stfu\! Did Hitler need friends?? COOL KID: Yeah. Most historians agree that the main factor in Hitler's success was his choice to surround himself with highly influential people who helped him control the minds of the German people. NERD: ...

226. (Nerd) (3↑, 8↓)
A person who does not fit in with most of mainstream society because of their apperence (usually glasses, [zits], allergies etc.), interests and behaviour, but have a high amount of kowledge in things not always considered 'cool' i.e. [anime], [warhammer], [dungeons and dragons]. Contrary to rumour nerds often have quite good social skills, but only within their own circle of friends. They are usually happier than average because they are less worried about conforming to the majority. Not to be confused with the [geek].

A geek discovered a use for electricity. A geek invented the computer. A geek invented the internet. A nerd invented World of Warcraft.

Author: Too Much Time to Waste http://nerd.urbanup.com/2659649
227. (nerd) (0↑, 5↓)
Somebody who takes pleasure in pretending like they are a figure of authority on the internet.

Oh god, it's a Church_ topic. Just ignore that nerd, all he's gonna do is preach about how you've violated the ToS rules.

228. (nerd) (26↑, 31↓)
cf. [social retard] A person who lacks social skills. Drawn to anti-social hobbies (video games, reading, role-playing) as a result. Generally believe their unpopularity stems from them being smarter than the rest of us, that they'll grow up to be Bill Gates, etc. In fact, nerds are usually the least well-equipped to deal with life outside of school, and even when they do possess intelligence, still aren't smart enough to learn to express their intelligence in more acceptable ways, i.e. like all the smart people out there who aren't nerds do.

The reason you're a nerd isn't because you're smart, it's because you're retarded.

229. (nerd) (16↑, 21↓)
A bunch of socially disabled men who get together on a Friday night to play board games.

see www.risknerds.com for a classic example

Author: Pizza Man Sam http://nerd.urbanup.com/1828699
230. (Nerd) (14↑, 19↓)
Anyone who enters college with more than 30 credit hours.

If that nerd doesn't stop playing with his calculator, he's going to cum his star wars underwear.

Author: Billy Newbold http://nerd.urbanup.com/265921
231. (Nerd) (13↑, 18↓)
If your IQ is more than your weight

My IQ is 120-something and I weigh 150, so i'm coo.

232. (nerd) (4↑, 9↓)
someone that is learning-oriented. someday us nerds will take over and all will be cool.

you get straight a+'s? you must be a nerd.

233. (Nerd) (29↑, 34↓)
A geek with self confidence usually cooler to hang out with than geek.
234. (Nerd) (2↑, 8↓)
One without swag.

nigga, take that [cosby sweater] off, you a nerd.

235. (Nerd) (0↑, 6↓)
A real nerd is smart and stylish, but they are secretly nerds. An idiotic, school obsessed, fool who is least likely to go to college, be social enough, or at least wear normal clothes. The media potrays the steryotype, and they demonstrate that the media is telling the truth. When someone looks up the word nerd, the F**king images tell it all. why don't nerds (or white N***ers) grow up and wear stylish or regular clothes and post them on the internet (even 1990s clothes would be OK. If not, GO TO HELL "NERDS". From a different and stylish (brand name clothes and shoes like nike, adidas, air, avirex, reebok, ect.) dude with lots of confidence, intelligent, was laughed at the most for over three years in high school who considered himself a nerd in an overflowingly positive way until that was shattered by harsh reality. I am not a "nerd" anymore because of F***in' "nerds"\! If not, all of you "nerds" (including milhose whose a geek (air-head with loser clothes) are going to pay. Your clothes wouldn't even help the needy ('cause they're not desperate).You "nerds" are sooooo foolish not even Mr.T could pity you. You "nerds" are so unstylish not even Naruto could believe it\!\!\!\!\! "Nerds" are all neeks: Smart like a nerd, but as unstylish as a geek.

Mr.T:I pity da foo, but not da nerd(Mega fool or "nerd")\! Naruto:\!\!That's right, I can't believe it\!\! "Nerd":neek

236. (nerd) (1↑, 7↓)
A name given to a person that is generally known to be obsessed to a certain topic . Stereotypes of nerds include: 1. Intellegent 2. Pathetic 3. Obsessed with things like computers, anime, science, and etc. 4. Glasses 5. A Pet Peeve 6. Feeble The Truth is Nerds aren't all intelligent, pathetic or annoying. But some people develop a "Nerd Complex" after be teased and socially rejected some they decide to act smart or pathetic intentionally. But a Nerd is simply a person obsessed to something to an extreme point. It nothing to do with IQ. Also a Nerd can also be someone that easily gets obsessed.

Nerd:" Dead Space 2 better not have any more Asteroids\!"

237. (Nerd) (3↑, 9↓)
The most dangerous people in the world. They are often Jewish and wander in packs of other nerds who compete and play each other day and night but no one ever 'wins'. all their 'friends' or trolls as they are to everyone else, have degree's but they all work as cashier's 'with self-esteem'. They resist social demands. They are the greatest cowards to wander the earth. Do not be fooled by their golden boy 'friend' with the 500K credit limit acheived by their daddy bailing them out. He is INSECURE and his 'friends' all leech.

Milhouse - "I'm not a smart nerd, I'm just a weak nerd." Golden Boy - 'No Legals Here'.

Author: Golden Atlanta Rodboy http://nerd.urbanup.com/3987047
238. (Nerd) (0↑, 6↓)
Noun-Slag short for Andrea Stratton

"That nerd works at the coffee shop."

239. (nerd) (1↑, 7↓)
One who has never set foot in a fashionable clothing store and has never been out with the opposite sex. not necessarily one whose IQ is greater than their weight, but one who shows it. Could also be one who shows more interest in tech-related things than the opposite sex. nerds also tend to wake up early on weekends and waste time doing pointless work that is not required for school.

nerd 1: OHEMGEE, so are you going to attend the great science and technology archiectural genius super-duper smart people convention this saturday at 6:00 AM????? nerd 2: OF COURSE, DEEEUUUUUDEEEEEE\!\!\! i heard that they have a new proto-cannon that uses Nuper power\!\!\!\!\! normal dude: dude omg, chelsea is soooo fucking hot, i think im gonna ask her out.

Author: nerdsneedtogetalifeomfg http://nerd.urbanup.com/3855247
240. (Nerd) (1↑, 7↓)
A person who doesn't work, pay bills, is still living at their parents, and plays WoW all day.

Jon Boyd is a text book example of nerd.

Author: badassshaddypriest http://nerd.urbanup.com/3482805
241. (nerd) (0↑, 6↓)
someone who studies for an anatomy test a week in advance while on fall break, especially when they are in the woodlands

Michael: What are u doing? Joanie: Studyin for my anatomy test friday. Michael: nerd

242. (nerd) (4↑, 10↓)
A word often used towards the people who spend there time on xbox live, paint little men called warhammer, and sit in front of the computer playing retarded computer games like world of war craft.

Girl: look at that nerd Nerd: It seems that the female catogory is talking to me.

Author: veronica unleashed http://nerd.urbanup.com/3311075
243. (Nerd) (2↑, 8↓)
A person who knows almost everything about the subjects that interest them, but who have poor or non-existant social skills AND no fashion sense. Commonly confused with [geek] and [dork], but is different.

"My math teacher has been single for 8 years. Considering he always wears plaid shirts and striped pants with floral neckties, I understand it. Who would want to date a nerd like that?"

244. (Nerd) (3↑, 9↓)
someone who: 1. wear their pants up to their chest 2. pants that you can see their ankles and hight socks 3. smart 4. teacher's pet 5. watch anime and read manga 6. loner 7. wear dress shoes or sketchers 8. when they run, some of them dont even bend their knees, and just run like theyre legs are two straight sticks 9. not really atheletic 10. not cool

"omg look at her, shes just a nerd"

245. (nerd) (15↑, 21↓)
1. A person who wears oversized glasses with a safety strap, a shirt tucked into his pants (worn at or a little above the waist), a belt AND suspenders (just incase), ripped underwear (just incase =P), and a pocket protector. These creatures are often found in places such as libraries, schools, and bookstores. They have high IQ's and grades range from 98-school max. They are victums of being picked on by societies "cool kids" who will usually beat them up and give them wedgies. 2. According to M. Night Shamylan's Signs, they are people who have never had a girlfriend and create signs in crop fields to scare people.

Man, you're such a nerd\!

246. (Nerd) (16↑, 22↓)
Nerd is just a classification created by idiots. Myself, am often classified as one. But what keeps "nerds" from classifying jocks or others as "nerds"? Goddamn people..

He was classfied as a nerd just because he liked video game music.

247. (Nerd) (3↑, 10↓)
Female who gives a very good blowjob.

Casey a nerd. She gives that good brain.

Author: Dat Nigga Dee http://nerd.urbanup.com/2717946
248. (nerd) (7↑, 14↓)
someone who dresses as hannah montana for halloween

look at that nerd over there\!

Author: Christine Walkere http://nerd.urbanup.com/2643089
249. (nerd) (9↑, 16↓)
A smart dude who spends more time on important things like their intelligence than thing like sports, and as a result are socially inept. I myself am a lesser nerd, because I devote my time to other, non-nerdy things such as popularity, running (the nerd sport, but oddly enough better for you than weight training and sports like football) and making people laugh. I belong to a sub-group of funny nerds who don't have snot-coated sleeves,and do have girlfriends. Most people don't know I'm a nerd.

ME: I'm a nerd. Brainless Jock Who Thinks I'm Cool:...No your not\! ME: Yes, I am. Brainless Jock:................

250. (Nerd) (19↑, 26↓)
A Nerd is a very knowledgeable person who has very little or no social ability due to there failure to recognise that they are not “normal”\! But whoever wanted to be normal? Geeks on the other hand gain social skills through there ability to realise that they are in fact not just like everyone else\!

Person1 "OMG did you just hear what that Nerd just said?" Person2 "Fucking Retard why the hell would anyone say somthing so stupid?"

251. (nerd) (7↑, 14↓)
nerd (no ever really dies) the group contains of pharrel williams, chad hugo, and shay. The offspring of the [neptunes]

NERD is not a production group but a band

252. (Nerd) (5↑, 12↓)
They are often the most intelligent in one field and become quite obsessive in that particular area (see: Trekies). The problem nerds have is that they are the most socially inept of the three classes.

That Nerd really likes playing with his Star Wars action figures.

253. (nerd) (14↑, 21↓)
By way of all the definitions of nerd and geek on this site i am bothyet neither. I am exceedingly good at computing, (now for the jargon) with languages such as HTML, PHP, JavaScript, CSS ect, and have a web design job. I am 15. I earn on average about £2000 a month. I built a top of the range computer with DVD, CD r/w, TV input ect, for £250. I am also socially advanced. I am not a reclusive obbsessive. I wish i was. I cant live without social interaction. I am 15 and i am already better than some of you will ever be in your entire life. I have 3 websites, and i run 2 very profitable ones. So suck on that you prejudicic losers.

this is an example

254. (Nerd) (14↑, 21↓)
A person who has a warped sense of what is cool relative to the widely accepted norms. As a result they're often "intensely interested in a particular hobby or topic".

Example... that depends on what you think are widely accepted norms.

255. (Nerd) (9↑, 16↓)
NOTE: don't confuse nerd and geeks, nerds are cooler then geeks, geeks are the ones that everyone hates and will never get laid by anyone but their mom ^___^ 1) One who is smarter then the avg. person and normally is a pot head of some type 2) someone that doesn't care about the world around him and does what he wishes while being smart in his own way (normally computers)

He's a nerd, look at him, making straight A's and smokes more then us

256. (Nerd) (6↑, 14↓)
Often confused with [geek]. A nerd is simply a socially inapt and possibly [autistic] person - usually a young white male. Nerds may or may not have a high IQ, and they tend to prefer being alone or with fellow nerds who they know will not judge them. Even if they're intelligent, nerds are very undisciplined tend to make average grades in high school because they spend their study hall period daydreaming about [World of Warcraft] and and the [Lord of the Rings] trading card game (which they play at their mom's house with male friends each Saturday night while their classmates are going on dates). As a result of feeling inadequate they usually never put their intelligence to real use and usually end up working fast food jobs and rarely lose their virginity. Geeks on the other hand are just intelligent guys with interest in technical knowledge (such as computers) - but are not actually socially inapt and are likely very mature for their age (while nerds are less mature for their age). They may still be made fun of by the extremely prejudiced because they put school and work over partying and fun, but you will likely end up working for them once you're out of high school while they'll be paying more in taxes then you earn in a year.

Nerd speak: Hey joe did you get the new expansion pack for world of warcraft yet? Its so awesome hahahah\! I found a glitch in it where i can make the character walk through a wall and get all the way to the end boss in like just 1 hr. normally that takes all day. and when i do that the boss is at level 1 even though hes supposed to be at level 50 if you get to him the normal way so i killed him in one punch because i was at level 10\!\! lolololo sweeet\!\!\! if you wanna come play with me and ned this saturday i'll show you how to do it. My mom said its okay\! Geek speak: I got accepted to Yale on a full scholarship and I'm heading there this fall. I waited too late to apply for financial aid at Harvard so I guess I'll just have to settle for my safety school. I'm thinking of studying neurosurgery in medical school. It's a toss up between either that or a major in aerospace engineering. I'll decide later.

Author: GeorgeMichael http://nerd.urbanup.com/4204005
257. (Nerd) (1↑, 9↓)
A person who spends waaaaaaaaaay too much time worrying about the honors program and their dog, probably called "Gidget." See: [Linz]

"OH MY GOD\!" "What?" "I GOT A 9 OUT OF 10 ON MY HOMEWORK\! I THINK I'M GONNA CRY\!" "You're a [nerd]." "Well you're a jerkface\!"

258. (Nerd) (9↑, 17↓)
A person who fills the sterotypes generally surrounding one knowledgeable about computers (considers video games a way of life, watches sci-fi etc.) but does not necessarily have that knowledge. A nerd is always a social reject. The term nerd differs from [geek] in that a geek has knowledge regarding computing or other cutting edge technology, but is not necessarily a social reject. A [geek] may prefer to communicate over the internet (not making them a social reject - infact they often have more contact with their friends than other groups), while a nerd has difficulty in forming any friends or communicating in a social way atall. Geeks are often (unfairly) confused with nerds. If you feel nerds are in some way better than geeks just think: how many people have you heard admitting to being a geek? now compare this to the number of people declaring themselves nerds. Oh - I agree that yes, Mr. Gates is a nerd. Have any or you promoting nerds ever heard of an operating system called 'Linux'? I think you'll find its generally more reliable, secure and controllable than windows - particularly the more recent versions (2K and XP). It does however require a higher degree of intellect to operate successfully than windows, which I feel furthers my point. There is such a thing as an aspiring geek, who, though lacking the intellectual prowess of geeks in general, realise that there is more to computers than writing word documents and playing games. Often these aspiring geeks will develop into a full geek.

'I'm a geek' - said with pride 'He's a nerd' - used in an insulting manner 'I'm a nerd' - when have you ever heard this used?\!

Author: Gertrude Hatter http://nerd.urbanup.com/1046680
259. (nerd) (6↑, 14↓)
N*E*R*D= No one Ever Really Dies... Pharrell's band... it's ill

I'm a N*E*R*D\!

Author: Pharrell's baby http://nerd.urbanup.com/158639
260. (nerd) (2↑, 11↓)
Don't you just want to kick their ass?

Hey nerd in corner of room, I'm gonna kick your ass\!

Author: Dustin Mislan Duguay http://nerd.urbanup.com/2559415
261. (nerd) (4↑, 13↓)
someone who does homework at an average of fifteen minutes a day and does friend's homework for them when they are bored.

I need a nerd to do my homework for me.

Author: fadkakjdakljdfa http://nerd.urbanup.com/2403466
262. (nerd) (52↑, 61↓)
Someone who enjoys sedentary persuits, for example he or she will not play football but will enjoy playing computer football. The nerd will have a high general knowledge due to the sheer amount of time he or she wastes watching television or perusing the internet and talking to other nerds. A nerd often confuses this general knowledge with intelligence, and therefore feels that they are superior to people with social skills. A nerd often listens to music with little or no rythm, such as goth or the smiths (great band though they were thanks to Johnny Marr), especially if the music contains self pitying lyrics.

Nerds often play internet computer games, and refer to people who are not as good as them as 'noobs'. This is particularly popular insult amongst nerds for non-nerds. It is ironic as most of them are virgins, so are in fact 'noobs' in the real world.

263. (nerd) (8↑, 17↓)
1. See [Napoleon Dynamite]. 2. Little tiny pieces of candy that taste like your mom.

1. That Napoleon is such a nerd\! 2. Are you going to eat that nerd?

264. (Nerd) (14↑, 23↓)
A lanky person who wears bottle bases for glases and has a kinda whimpy laugh, often aspires to take over the world in some geeky way... Often not even clever just kinda the opposite end of fashion victim.

Nerd "Nyah with my shuperlasher i vill shoot everyone who laughed at my braces dead\!" *dribbles*

Author: Pasty hater\! http://nerd.urbanup.com/1119458
265. (nerd) (8↑, 17↓)
peeps who get dissed by jocks and others, but mostly jocks. wonder why nerds don't fight back. nerds should at least say things like "go fuck yo mom", "suck mine", or "yo mom has a dick" to the jocks.

Nerd: "yo mom has a dick" Jocks beat him up. Next day, the nerds all come up on the jock with all the disses in computer language.

266. (nerd) (18↑, 27↓)
those who inhabit the internet and talk about video games, and complain about stupid crap that the average populous doesn't care about.

half of the people who write these definitions are nerds

267. (nerd) (8↑, 17↓)
1) Someone who can't seem to find intelligence in today's human race, and therefore making it seem like he's an outcast because he has little or no friends that can "understand" him or her. 2) Innovators in today's world. 3) A conformist's worst nightmare.

1) Billionares (Bill Gates)

268. (nerd) (4↑, 14↓)
Real definition: an insult used in place of nastier words. Textbook definition: a smart individual who is hated for their intellect.

real: "Jake, you nerd, get over here\!" or "You nerd\! you failed that test?" textbook: that nerd got a 100% on their exam.

Author: youXdunnoXme http://nerd.urbanup.com/1324641
269. (nerd) (20↑, 30↓)
someone who has no life and sits in front of the computer all day. has no social life and always pretends to be grounded because theyd rather play computer games than hang out with friends. wears cheap K-mart bluelight special shirts. when hanging around with people who are much cooler than you and can be cool, nerds try to imitate it and become bigger nerds or wiggers (see [Wigger])

OMG chris is such a big freakin nerd\!\!\!

270. (Nerd) (10↑, 20↓)
geek who knows it all

bill: whats netcoding? james: its where u send data to the server faster and increase ur ping alex: fuck ur a nerd\!

271. (Nerd) (12↑, 23↓)
A person (male or female) that tends to wear glasses, pocket protectors, and/or long skinny ties with white shirts. They are usually smart and tend to have a hard time getting a date for the prom.

That kid at the computer is a total nerd.

Author: Kristopher W. http://nerd.urbanup.com/1502051
272. (nerd) (17↑, 28↓)
An individual whos computer skills and knowledge of science fiction shows are bolsterd by his lack of sexual prowess and dress sense. They are generally picked on by everyone with a social standing. Hampered by acne, a breaking voice, glasses so thick they can see through time and less muscle tome than a McChicken nugget the nerd is very rarely seen with a [bird] or any member of the female persuasion besides their mother. Will hate jocks and other popular people, resenting them for thier social achievement and the fact that some can be intelligent with out having thier waistband above thier nipples.

"Oh christ, those damn nerds are playing dungeons and dragons in the library again." "No, I don't want to go to Star Trek convention, it's full of nerds."

273. (Nerd) (7↑, 18↓)
Nerd and geek are often confused A nerd is someone of high intelligence, will little social life and communication skills A geek is someone of high intelligence, with a social life and can communicate with others

Nerd = Programmer Geek = Programmer/Analyst

274. (Nerd) (9↑, 20↓)
A short guy who tells the precise truth about his height.

You're about 5'8", right? Oh, no I'm 5 foot 7 and seven eighths

275. (nerd) (1↑, 13↓)
One who says 2+2=fish

Justin: hey lyndsey whats 2+2= Lyndsey: fish? Justin: ur a nerd\! Lol

276. (nerd) (1↑, 13↓)
1.a kid who gets really good grades and is a goody good 2.someone who plays video games every day or most of the time 3.a creeper 4. someone who has no freinds 5.thinks of other sex all the time, or the same sex 6. someone that is preepy 7.no lifes/bums 8.someone who dosnt talk enless someone talks to them or is told to talk 9.wanna be's 10.likes school or enjoys it, looks forward to it 11.knows alot of words 12.sits on the computer/tv all day 13.a kid thats over ten years old and still plays with alot of toys 14.spends alot of time with there mom's and dad's 15.somene who thinks they are smart 16.a really dumb person, knows nothing about anythingor whats going on in the world. i have other definitions for a nerd but i didnt feel like putting them on here

that kid is a nerd, he got all A+'s.

Author: someone from michagan http://nerd.urbanup.com/4816749
277. (Nerd) (3↑, 15↓)
A guy who has no friends and loves his books more than his mama\!

Max Zechmeister\! Hes the Lord of Nerds

278. (nerd) (5↑, 17↓)
originally a 'dick-head'. From the French word 'noeud'(literally 'knot'), the slang meaning of which is the glans penis, the enlarged section at the head of the penis, hence 'dick-head'.

whadda nerd\!

Author: klidenengro http://nerd.urbanup.com/489098
279. (nerd) (13↑, 25↓)
Someone who thinks that they are cool for knowing things that will never be needed. Or someone who does an unnecisary amount of schoolwork because they think that is cool.

Jessica is a total nerd

280. (nerd) (23↑, 35↓)
A unattractive, socially clumsy or unstylish individual; or someone who is considered intellectual or "brainy."

"Ugh\! I went to the library and it was full of computer nerds\!"

281. (Nerd) (11↑, 24↓)
One who has no life in the real world sits in front of his computer all day trying to merge the laws of physics for kicks..Then at the end of the day feels happy for all the information they assimulated during the course of the day. That and does not have a girlfriend for she would get in hes way from his noble prize

Man stop being a nerd and get laid.

Author: particleion http://nerd.urbanup.com/264573
282. (nerd) (11↑, 25↓)
A person who is smart with a dissapointing sex life. One who will most likely become successful when it comes to money but might still be unhappy because they are a 35 year old virgin. There is a difference between smart people and nerds. A smart person can still be cool and get laid. A smart person is not necessarily obsessed with one thing like a nerd. Not all nerds are to bad they can be nice but most of them could take a shower more often then once a month.

neeeeeeeeeeeerds are smelly losers and can be okay in small doses.

283. (nerd) (16↑, 31↓)
Basically ur a nerd if... 1.ur socks are longer than ur wee-wee 2.ur glasses make up half ur weight 3.u were jumping in joy in telling ur mommy how u grew ur first hair at age 15 4.when someone askes u about ur hobbies, u desperately try to think of something other than video games and homework 5.ur idea of porn is a naked picture of sailor moon 6.ur strongest muscle is ur fingers since u totally "PWNZOR AT TEH COUNTERSTRIKEZORS WIT UR L33T FINGERS FLYING AROUND TEH KEYBOARD WIF OWNAGEZ" 7.u have trouble socializing unless its over gaming with random strangers 8.you ACTUALLY use words like "pwnzor, owned\!, l33t, and lol" in real life

Bob: "woah look theres a skinny 5th grader on the high school campus." Joe: "no, he's actually a sophomore." Bob: "wow he's so small and skinny, what a nerd\!"

Author: KLDSGNLSDGKN http://nerd.urbanup.com/2730019
284. (nerd) (15↑, 30↓)
one who has never experience the situtatuion of sex and masterbates to trading card games

mex aka johnathen masterbates to yu gi oh and has never gotten laid he is a nerd

Author: bob the volleyball player http://nerd.urbanup.com/2144880
285. (nerd) (7↑, 22↓)
1. nerd (n.) - one who takes an insult of a game, movie, or book so personally that they, in response, lash out at the person who insulted it with ad hominem attacks and insults (usually involving the slandering of their mother, their sex life, or their copulative organ)

1. Many nerds have pissed in my cornflakes on a number of occasions, all because I slandered their beloved Lord of the Rings.

Author: Frank Herdlin http://nerd.urbanup.com/693605
286. (nerd) (3↑, 19↓)
All of you dont are mis-interpreting the meaning of "[nerd]", [nerd] is not a person, [nerd] is the substance that covers a "Geek", making him the most useless, most lame, and the most cut-off from the rest of the world loser. A person who is full of nerd usually wears the following: 1. Nerdy glasses. 2. Ugly, no-longer-fashionable shirt . 3. Ugly no-longer fashionable pants (should be raised as much as possible). 4. Long socks. 5. Old shoes, that used to be cool when ADIDAS released it's first sneakers. 6. Huge watch which little kids like to wear. 7. Ugly bowl haircut. 8. The first Nokia phone ever released with "who let the dogs out" ringtone. 9. Lamest personality ever..EVER. CAUTION : "[Nerd]" is a highly contagious substance and should be totally avoided. "[Nerd]" covers a geek and all of his possesions, so DO NOT take or borrow any of the geek's possesions unless you're gonna use them to kill the [nerd].Note: No cure has yet been discovered to get rid of "[nerd]", simply because "Geeks" are not willing to find the cure because it will remove all the "[nerd]" from them.

Mike: Duude, can i borrow a pen? Larry the Geek : Sure, which one? I have a collection :D Chris: Mike, dude, don't take it, it's full of "[nerd]", you'll get the "[nerd]" on yourself duude. You can't get rid of that shit. Mike: OH F\@%K \!

287. (nerd) (14↑, 30↓)
some little shit thats fun to make fun of...duuuh

look at that nerd over there.

Author: andy54452135884 http://nerd.urbanup.com/2073296
288. (nerd) (57↑, 74↓)
Nerds are bunch of fat ugly retarded computer freaks wearing shitty clothes. People mistake the nerds for taking joy from the classes, but they don't because they never know how to be friends or even talk right to the people. Therefore the nerds only enjoys the testing date when no one has to talk to anyone. Also, the nerds believe their "intellectual level" is "superior" than most other people and dwell in the fantasy that they will at least become a boss of a company if not the second Bill Gates. They never had, have, or will have any lover so they jack off imagining their future boss self ordering that jerk who just beat the living hell outa me today. They also like to think that people actually care about them and that they are jealous and afraid of them for their intelligence, but that is one fucked up bullshit. Like anyone give a shit about their presence. So stop the online shit and face the reality. Which is that nerds are shitholes who are born to get beat up.

Nerd 1- Those guys are keep looking down at me because they are afraid of my intellectual strength. When I get home I will imagine myself ordering them around when I become the boss of them and jack off.

Author: nerdfuckingshit http://nerd.urbanup.com/1935666
289. (nerd) (7↑, 24↓)
This is the true defintition: n. a [geek] with VERY little/no social life. This word was made as another word for geek (or vice-versa) and is still used by the general public, who do not know the true meaning of the word.

Cool person- "What a Nerd\! He's the biggest geek ever. He doesn't even have ONE Abercrombie shirt\!\!" Geek - "I like your pc, but you need to get out more. Come join our anime club\!" Nerd- "I'm not a nerd\! I'm a geek\! Get over it\!" *snuffle*

290. (nerd) (5↑, 23↓)
A loser with no life usually. If they have friends they're usually nerds too. They're usually smart and love to sit in front of the computer all day.

Nerds need to get lives.

Author: None of ur buisness http://nerd.urbanup.com/2746401
291. (nerd) (32↑, 50↓)
Someone who is more interested in computers or star wars or d&D than fashion, music, or social life. It is not to be one. Please do not be one. I was there and have risen up out of nerddom and am much happier for the fact of that. Please put down the O'Reilly book, turn off Star Wars, put away the Pokemon cards, take off the tie, and start becoming more outgoing. You will thank me.

Being a nerd is not a good thing. Being proud of it is worse.

Author: Snakes on Plane http://nerd.urbanup.com/2031286
292. (Nerd) (13↑, 31↓)
Somone who spends countless(literally countless) time on the internet, usually known for using [1337] and spelling words incorrectly [for the hell of it]usually resulting in living with their mother even after they are 30 years of age. 5 ways to identify one 1. Someone who uses Leet or 1337 (which is leet for..... leet) 2. Somone who uses Lyke, zOMG (what the hell is zOMG) or the combination OMGWTFBBQ (First off, What in the world does BBQ stand for? Its not Barbecue, Second, why put it together? even I had to erase it a few times before i got it). 3. Someone who gets pissed off if you say something bad about another game that they apparently like, even though you were talking to your friend. 4. Someone who either has a very VERY high IQ or someone with a very VERY low IQ, it varies as there are book geeks, who read many books about everything, and computer geeks(and the usual book-computer, who have the rank of very VERY low IQ) who are more useful to society. 5. If all else fails, then... Someone with the stereotypical glasses, plaid shirt, pants pulled up to their armpits, braces, dorky shoes, very skinny, very smart or thought to be smart, and nasly voice. \<(Bonus)\> Someone, when writing, who has complete ignorance to english grammer, spelling, and diction(Word choice, Does "I are a 1337 HAXX0R") who makes mistakes, and continues to make that same mistake on purpose, as it destroys the culture and the future generations as mindless walking zombies roaming the earth, using only their computers to think for them. The only thing they know is Up Down Left Right A B (Triangle, Square, X, Circle, L1, L2, R1, R2)

What a nerd. That nerd is an idiot. (This would be an example of an [oxy moron])

Author: TJunctionSpacerSpacerLan http://nerd.urbanup.com/1622404
293. (Nerd) (19↑, 37↓)
All nerds share one common attribute; they think they are more intelligent than normal people. However, there are many types of nerd, here are a few: * Computer nerd: Usually very fat and very pail. Computer nerds are incapable of carrying out any physical activity more strenuous than typing on a keyboard, they often exhibit terrible body odour and show little care for their appearance. * Goth nerd: Obviously the goth nerd wears black clothes, they are usually into stupid interpretations of Wicca and/or role-playing games. Curiously for nerds they often don’t smell too bad. * Metal nerd: Metal nerds once again wear black clothes, they also have long hair and have the most rancid body odour of all nerds. Obviously they listen to heavy metal music. * Retired nerd: These are over the age of 70 and are usually into collecting some meaningless thing; like stamps or bottle caps, or anything else that is incredibly boring.

Nerds smell. I hate nerds. NERDS\!\!\!\! NERDS\!\!\!\!

294. (Nerd) (21↑, 41↓)
A sad, socially awkward person who plays games like Dungeons and Dragons, and RuneScape. Nerds often go on about how people envy them and they will be sucessful blah blah blah but most nerds are just pitied and end up being sad old losers who live with their moms stuck in a dead end job in an office STILL playing their nerd games.

"wow look at that nerd, playing Runescape" "Nerd: You're just jealous" *Normal*: Of what? your non-existent social life? your complete inability to make friends? Your acne?"

295. (nerd) (15↑, 35↓)
one who puts books, learning, or computers in front of everything else. has to be extremely precise about everything, is a perfectionist, and has no connections with the present time. strangely, their handwriting seems to be uglier than a hairy pussy.

me: hey wanna play basketball this afternoon? nerd: online? me: LMAO ---------------------------------- me: dude stop singing its annoying. nerd: i'm not singing, i'm humming. ---------------------------------- me: you goin to the school dance? nerd: nah i wanna learn one chapter ahead cause i want to get the 5 bonus points on the next test. ---------------------------------- me: holy shit dawg get down the principals coming. nerd: umm whats a dawg? ---------------------------------- teacher: number 13, the answer is.. nerd: wait on number 12, my friend forgot to capitalize and he didn't put a period...

296. (Nerd) (2↑, 26↓)
n. 1. one whose kewlness is measured by him or herself alone -- often taking the [fashionista]-mentality and skewing it 37 degree to the left. 2. one whose insane brainmass is a burden which causes slackerish behavior, the inability to act ala the underground man, and a fiendish desire for sex and booze that serve to deaden the atlasianic load of said brainmass.

yo, that ain't a skid, that's a nerd.

297. (nerd) (5↑, 30↓)
incredibely annoying people, go to the anime chatroom on AIM. They all have the offline option on there sns and if you ask they just ban you. They also always use corect punctuation and stick there noses up. Never try talking to them or they will just show there IQ and be pussys.

Me: Hey Sup? dragonx: ban reed k reed has left chatroom.

298. (nerd) (21↑, 47↓)
General: A nerd is a person that that is generally defined as a social outcast. Nerds are usually defined as, "one whose IQ is greater than their weight". However, nerds are not always smart. They may vary in different ways. Read below for a detailed definition. Age range: Could be ages 5-100. most commonly ages 12-24. Physical Traits of a common nerd: This may vary. They tend to have unatractive qualities or characteristics like, Really skinny build, or really fat, Combed over hair or frizzy hair, acne, thick glasses, big eyebrows, no muscular traits whatsoever, freckles, Buck teeth, braces, carrying science books, pale complextion, (from being seldom outside, high voice, tend to drool often (because their mouth often hangs open), crappy shoes, have overalls -(however rare today), have high striped socks pulled all the way up, a pocket protector, have a Bowtie, or a plaid shirt, and have their hands clamped up like Seals. Mental traits of a common nerd: Generally, a nerds behaviour often appears odd to others, and nerds rarely notice their odd or eccentric behaviour. For example, most nerds tend to not be interested in any sport(s) whatsoever. They are most commonly REALLY into video games and computers so much, that it becomes an obsession, and they dedicate their lives to it. Games are the biggest thing amongst nerds, especially online games such as, Counter-Strike, Starcraft, Diablo 2, and dungeons and dragons. Don't get me wrong, nerds are in EVERY online game, just those are they key games that nerds tend to "flow" into. Movies they are intersted in could be Star wars, Star trek. Lord of the rings,etc. Taste in movies is generally always a sci-fi genre. Music that a sterotypical nerd would listen to is techno, or a tune with little or no beat or rythum, even though many nerds have better interests in music than that. Generally bullied physically and verbally by popular kids, and jocks. Nerds tend to have extremely poor social skills, therefore becoming unpopular and disliked by others. Most nerds tend to call normal people "noobs" because they on't excell at computer gaming skill as much as they do, but most of them don't even have a girlfriend, or a social life, which means they are "noobs" in the real world. Positive attributes of nerds: It may be the sad truth, but the world today is run by nerds\! (well, the smart ones who actually do something with their life) They have dramatically changed our world today. Without them, there wouldn't be, satellite, Computers, video games, or internet. That's right this was actually all created and done by nerds. Notice the richest man in the history of the world happens to appear as a nerd? (Bill Gates) It may be fun to critisize nerds today, (even though I sort of am) But some of them may end up being your boss one day\!

[Urkal], [Napolean Dynamite] and [George Mcfly] in back to the future in the past are great examples of nerds. Stereotypical Conversations ( Well the unrealistic but ,meh) These conversations are not true, but what a person thinks of a sterotypical nerd. Nerd to Nerd: Nerd 1: Salutations and greetings fellow earthling Nerd 2: And to you, I got a new calculator watch that can fit up to 9 digits now\! Nerd 1: Well I upgraded my harddrive yesterday, so my PC is running 0.7% faster on Counter Strike\! Nerd 2: thats really cool\! but i still got more head shots than you\! Nerd 1: CAUSE YOUR A HACKER n00bSAUCE\!\!\! Nerd 2: ILL PWN YOU ANY DAY Nerd 1: I PRACTICE OVER 7 HOURS A DAY\!\! I WILL OWN U\!\! Nerd 2: I can't take this (Cries) Nerd to Normal Person: Nerd: Have you head of the Science fair coming up? Im so exited that I'm gonna drool all over your clothes. Person: Back off you dweeb Nerd: I'm gonna get my friends and PWN j00 online Person: But you have no friends. Nerd : oh yeah.. that too... Person : HaHa NERD\!\!\! Person in background : What a loser\!\! Go win a starcraft tournament you weirdo\! Confident Nerd to Jock: Nerd : Hello Jock\! What appears to be your boggle today? Jock : huh? Oh yeah I'm gonna kick your nerdy ass Nerd : You may be on the football, rugby, wrestling team, and be 6'4" and 230 lbs, but im on the elite Counter- Strike team\! So I have this toy lazer Gun\! (pull's out a 6 year old child's lazer gun) Jock : (punches Nerd in the face) Nerd : (looses 8 and a half teeth, breaks his nose, gets spinal injuries, internal bleeding and ruptures spleen)

299. (nerd) (8↑, 34↓)
One who is of great inteligence but poses and brag about it. Think one is greater then all others becuase they are smarter.(shows off intelgence)

Shut up nerd you think your all that but you can't do crap to nobody.

300. (nerd) (3↑, 30↓)
someone who is inferior at a videogame, used as a way to put someone down.

(after a teammate performs badly) wow you fricken nerd\!

Author: clutchisgood http://nerd.urbanup.com/3633986
301. (nerd) (13↑, 42↓)
Nerds are ugly low-self esteem subterranean human beings that usually spend hours of the day in their parents basement.

"mom can you go to the store please, i'm out of hot pockets, proactiv, and top ramen\! also you mind turning up the thermostat\!" said the nerd

302. (nerd) (51↑, 80↓)
Ok, bottom line, being a nerd is not a good thing. A nerd is someone who is socially retarded. Nerds, Geeks and Dorks are all the same thing. They are always social rejects. To the average person who learned basic socialization patterns in fucking high school, they come across like they are physically or mentally retarded. A male nerd comes across like a feminine chick. They are usually secretly gay or want to be a woman, or secretly identify with women. A nerd is usually at the maturity of someone who is around five to eight years old. They are usually extremely passive and passive aggressive. They blame the rest of society for their problems, that society is oppressing them, etc, when in reality, society is just treating them as a loser, because they are a loser. A woman will just taunt them and tease them, while a man will probably taunt, tease, and beat them up. As a result of being socially retarded, nerds develop a persecution complex, that they are somehow superior, and the rest of society is garbage, when in reality, it's the opposite. No, you fucking idiot, you are the idiot, I doubt that slim, cute chick that laughs at you is considered a social reject. As a further result of being social rejects, nerds tend to hang out with other socially retarded people who pursue socially retarded topics that the average person does not give a fuck about. Things like elfs and wizards, and death metal, and science fiction. This is stuff that the average person stopped giving a fuck about at ten years old. The main types of nerds are computer, book, metal, etc. A computer nerd tends to have extreme low intelligence. Like I said, a computer nerd comes across as someone who has the maturity of someone five to eight years old. You can be a computer user, but take a fucking bath and try to interact with the opposite sex, not act like are you in love with your fucking computer. The other thing is that as a result of getting their ass kicked by society, cute chicks, etc, nerds have developed the most shitty personalities I have ever seen. Most nerds come across as hostile, extreme assholes, lack of class, manners, basically the socialization patterns of a child in an adult. Contrary to the media stereotype of a psychopath as a smooth badass, a psychopath is usually a nerd. They are distempered, fly in rages, have psychological issues, can't interact with the opposite sex. An example of this type of nerd is those two sick fucks that shot up their high school.

A nerd is someone who has severe psychological issues. Examples are people who act like tough guys on the internet, are extreme assholes or extreme crybabies. All the above is considered common knowledge by the normal people of society. But because this is on the internet, a nerd is going to read this and disagree with it, because as I said, nerds have a persecution, inferiority complex.

303. (nerd) (33↑, 67↓)
I apologize ahead of time to whoever I offend. The nerds of today are usually fucking dipshits that do nothing but play WOW and Runescape. They are socially retarded and are in denial about their status as a member among the society saying "oh yeah you will be working for me one day" (which they say only because they saw some dumbass sticker or t-shirt that said it) or "yeah we are actually really popular blah blah bla" but the only reason they are "popular" is because they hang out with the rest of the rapidly growing square nerd population and fornicate amongst their "social" classes fat ugly computer/anime addict bitches. And I am sick and tired of the fucking nerds saying "oh you are just jealous we are smarter than you blah blah blah" when really they are fucking morons because all they do is play computer games and flunk school and get in trouble in class because they are talking to eachother about getting a headshot on some fucking Nazi in Call of Duty. I've seen several nerds who are glued to their computers but can be seen afterschool with their goddamn tutors because they suck shit at anything intellectual because all they do is watch anime. Nerds are totally socially incapable. And don't tell me shit about "just because we dont believe in trends blah blah blah" no I'm talking about getting off the fucking computer and talking to some normal fucking people and changing your fucking clothes. that shit was considered obsolete 20 fucking years ago. and take a fucking bath too. and get a fucking dermatologist too, while you're at it. [Goths] can also be seen on the borderline of nerd, watching tons of anime that they probably dont even understand and playing shitty Japanese underground games no one has ever heard of. The only difference is that they wear dark clothes, have shittier music tastes, and cut themselves talking about how shitty their life is when it really isn't and they just act like babies and cant face the slightest hardship in life. And I'm not saying they have to go do stupid shit to fit in like go drink and smoke pot, I'm just saying they need to go get themselves socially oriented and stop shying away from the rest of society in their dark little computer-filled corners. So in conclusion, Nerds, Geeks, Dorks, Goths, and Emos are all fucking squares. Fuck the socially incompetent, they deserve no pity because they put it completely on themselves. Again I apologize to all the Nerds and Geeks and Goths etc. but goddamn i've had enough of watching the nerds at my school do the stupid shit they do.

Dude 1: "Oh hey look it's a nerd, a goth, and an emo." Dude 2: "What a bunch of fucktards." Dude 1: "[Fo shaganoff]."

Author: qgf8ghe9agprjf9 http://nerd.urbanup.com/1791067
304. (Nerd) (17↑, 51↓)
well one problem with the nerd section, is that most ppl who commented called themselves nerds. and of course only said good things about themselves. first of all, nerds dont have to be smart, back in middle school i wanted to be a nerd actually. i am very smart but of course i was kicked out of the advanced classes because i didnt do my homework, and thus i flunked. nerds dont have to be smart, anyone can make straight A's if they study for every test and do all their homework and extra credit assignments. nerds are stupid. why the heck should anyone do a ton of work that wont help them? they dont know more then the rest of us, they just meorize stuff for tests, and brag about how smart they are. guss what, meorizing isnt learning. "i dont have no candy" thats a double negative. i came up with double negatives before i entered kindergarden, i know ppl knew about double negatives before i was born, but i still came up with the same ideal without anyone telling me, thats called being smart, not having lame parents that ground you for getting B's (wich is what motavates nerds) and they do conform, they try and fit in to the political correct person, some with straight A's that goes to college, so that they will still only have a average joba nd make average money. everyone goes to college now days, so your not succsesffull cuz your a fag lawyer, a sucsess would be writing a novel abourt this crappy country and becoming a millionair overnight.nerds suck. geeks are not nerds, their just ppl that want to be popular but suck at it, ppl that brag about halo in front of the whole class so that ppl will think their cool, but then everyone just thinks their geeky. their wanna be preps. nerds are ppl that think their smarter then everyone just because they take time to do their homework. nerds do not make invintions that change the world. ppl like bill gates do. and he wasnt a nerd. albert einstien wasnt a nerd, he actually failed a couple of years throughout gradeschool and college, bill gates didnt attend college, galleio was a below average student who was going to drop out, but then his teacher noticed his unique ability at doing math. you see world changing devices and theorys, come from below average ppl, who dont care about being smart, but instead like to ask questions about the universe that everyone else is afriad to. are you afraid to wonder if america is free? are you afriad to ask is saten was so horrible, or if god was afraid of him? i personally dont think saten was good, and i belive, no wait i know god was right, im just saying ask questions that ppl wouldnt dare ask, (not religious ones) and have confidence, if you belive u will be a millionairr, then u can be one\! nerds suck.

im going to strain myself with loads of homework so that someday ill make it into college and end up as another average person making a around 100,000 a year, and do the same crap day after day, while another revolutionist writes a book and becomes rich, because his inteligence is high, and im just a nerd that is good at memorizing stuff

Author: Thomas Martin http://nerd.urbanup.com/1555070
305. (nerd) (8↑, 42↓)
Someone who aspires to be a dork or geek, but fails. While a dork is funny and clever, and a geek is smart and computer savvy, a nerd who attempts to be a dork ends up being annoying and when attempting to be a geek ends up being stupid. A nerd is a wannabe dork/geek.

"Hey, Mr. Geek, did you see that nerd? He was copying you, only doing a crappy job of doing so\!" "Yeah, I saw him, he was following that dork around, telling him dumb jokes and pissing him off."

306. (nerd) (16↑, 50↓)
a nerd is a socially inept, awkward loser not necessarily a smart person. he/she can be an idiot, a dull, insipid, square bunghole who doesn't know how to party. a geek is not a nerd, just someone who has exceptional qualities and who is bankable. a geek rules the world whearas nerds are totally faceless.

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are computer geeks, whereas Richard Simmons is a faggish nerd.

Author: Spider John http://nerd.urbanup.com/824642
307. (Nerd) (6↑, 41↓)
someone who is totally [geeky]

man that nerd is nerdy\!

Author: martinickick http://nerd.urbanup.com/1600887
308. (Nerd) (13↑, 52↓)
Better then a geek, better than a soviet, but worse then a norm

That nerd is Better then a geek, better than a soviet, but worse then a norm

309. (Nerd) (13↑, 52↓)
A male or female who thinks they know everything. Believe that studying and high grades are life's \#1 thing. Usually wear glasses, even if they don't need them. Usually gel their hair to the side. Usually ugly. Usually wierd-looking. Can't fight; always run off to moms when threatened. For some reason, often get the most female attention when they are surrounded by better-looking people.

"Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrd\!" "Pal, did you get a load of the nerds?" -Homer Simpson, episode 'Homer goes to college'

310. (nerd) (14↑, 55↓)
Mostly White, or Asian. Loves to spend to much time on the computer and mostly have small penisus.

hey nerd\! haha

311. (nerd) (27↑, 79↓)
Someone who, in lack of real friends, turns to computers or video games for a companion. Usually thinks their intelligence makes them better than everyone else. Yet anyone with any intelligence would realize we need dumb, hard working laborers just as much as thinking nerds to co-exist. So nerds, learn your place, and learn the place of others. And go outside every once in a while.

I made fun of that nerd in his Final Fantasy shirt.

Author: The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave http://nerd.urbanup.com/1446257
312. (Nerd) (15↑, 78↓)
Someone who wanks to pictures of 1930's cars.

Chris is a dumbass nerd.

313. (nerd) (24↑, 89↓)
Geeks and Nerds are the same thing. They are all similar in that they all have small genitalia and lack of social skills, as well as their inability to communicate with girls which means thay all want to clone themselves and create a master race. most are secretly nazis who wanted the germans to win WWII. other characteristics exibited are: - the belief that they are similar to smart people like Newton, yet really they will end up spending the rest of their life looking at japanese cartoon porn or talking about elfs and wizards or guns and computers. While they may be smart they will not achieve anything in life... non of them will - lack of physical and sporting skills, sometimes they are strong or can run far and take up stupid sports like free running and what americans call ultimate frisbee. -cumbersomeness - they pretend to be people, like soldiers or sci fi characters and develop their own langauges - they walk like idiots - most have ginger hair - when they think they gain acceptance from their non nerd peers they act like spastics - some listen to idiotic music like death metal, a trait displayed increasingly by so called neo nerds, who grow their hair long and play wargames - allthough i am not american i am sure most middle american teenagers are like this - most see the above characteristics as benifits and can be extremely egotistical and open about it - they have little knowledge of popular culture don't get me wrong. non nerds can play video games, like history. listen to that stupid music go on the internet, look at cartoon porn etc but the common nerd exhibits this behaviour to an excessive degree the same apllies to female nerds solution: do nothing, let them wallow in their own disgrace

no i am not a nerd because a wrote this, i just have some mental issues. i assure you that i like sports and girls etc... while their are some on the other side of the social spectrum who can piss me off, i am resolute in my approval of that style of life more than that of a nerd. i'm sure most of the readers of this are nerds so to you i say "fuck you"

Author: King of Troy http://nerd.urbanup.com/1854339
314. (nerd) (24↑, 95↓)
The term nerd has derived from posers who could not fit into a crowd and have resorted to absolute patheticness by trying to be different in their own "unique way". They typically like downloading PC games instead of downloading pornography of Kazaa on their spare time and they enjoy hanging out with their "friends" over the internet. Usually these friends consist of 40 year old males who say they have similar interests but are only trying to "get together for a visit". Also, nerds don't have social lives so they play with childish Pokemon cards during their lunch hour or during their spare period at school, not to mention they think of ways of "trying to take over the world". They also enjoy long walks on the beach with tight overalls on a hot sunny days and candelight dinners (glowsticks) with family and fellow nerd friends. They enjoy shopping for the latest designs at Thrift Stores and the Salvation Army and enjoy rocking glasses their parents wore when they were in high school.

Ex.1 --\> Mahivens\! Common Jimmie, let's go get a copy of Gilbert goes to computer camp before it's sold ouT\! Ex.2 --\> My virgin eyes\! I lost my glasses\! Ex.3--\> My name is Nazim Ould-Brahim I love Bilal Latif and his Paki hairdo. Ex.4--\> - Kwah\! Hey guys...I hava joke 4 u... - What now Jimmie? -What's Cooler than being cold? - Ice Cold\! Kwah\! Get it? Get iT? Kwah\!

Author: Ze KinG Of AnTi-NeRdisM http://nerd.urbanup.com/549712
315. (nerd) (20↑, 92↓)
A lesser geek. geeks are socially able, nerds are not A wanabe-geek

That nerd is so lame, he may know his PHP but he has no conversational skills

Author: Silver Falcon http://nerd.urbanup.com/667541
316. (nerd) (50↑, 200↓)
Some fukin homo with glasses that thinks there all that and likes to hang out at the library. Also someone who plays counterstrike and loves to hack. (Hax0rs) In general: -they have no life -they laugh like homos -their scronny bitchez that can't fight -they play c.s.

Gangsta: Yo bitch get out of my way or il knock you\! Nerd: Il p00n j00 at c.s. Gangsta: Lets go biatch\! ................ Next day Nerd: You g0t PwN3D , I am l33t l33t 1337, You are a N00bz0rs. Gangsta: *Knocks Him* Nerd: *runs home, cries and plays some more counter-strike*

Author: Bubba_The_Retard http://nerd.urbanup.com/1823528
317. (nerd) (19↑, 178↓)
If ur uber smart, ur 10% nerd If u hang out with kids in the band, or has A.D.D. or A.D.H.D,or hangs out with his parents rather often, or is just very very very very unpopular, or acts all weird (read: Conor McDonald, King Nerd himself) then ur 20% nerd If you wear totally geeky clothes such as too tight plaid shirts in a bright color, uber tigh flood pants,thick glasses with duct tape on them, ur 30% nerd and if ur all of the above ur 50% nerd Oh and if u have tons if allergies, many freckles ur 40% nerd If you like dolls and babyish stuff or/& computers A LOT (as in Age of the Empires type computer games and those lameass websites like www.funnyjunk.com take up a lot of ur time, IMs emails etc. don't count because U actually have a social life) + all of the above ur 65% nerd If u r afraid of being alone in a scary place or the dark ur 67% nerd If U aren't embarassed that U act like an 8 year old/on speed when ur 12, you're 69% nerd If u wet ur pants in gr. 3, have sexual relations with ur cousin, have crushes on nerdy nerds & all of the above ur 85% nerd If U spend ur Friday nights having dinner with ur family ur pretty nerdy, I'd say 90% nerd If U go to Brooke elementary ur 99% nerd If ur all of the above ur 100% nerd

Nicky Goodwin, Conor Moore, Conor McDonald & Ajay Parmar r super nerd Kiara Bailey & Abbi Ayers are half nerds

318. (Nerd) (50↑, 247↓)
A loser basically. Normally laughs in the gayest way possible and feels superior when owning people over the internet. The nerd can't back up anything he says because of his gayness. Once in contact with real people, the nerd will cower away back to his comptuer screaming, "Im l33t\! Im l33t\! Ph3ar my might nerdness"

Nerd 1: I have no life Nerd 2: I know, lets go have gay anal sex Nerd 3: Can I join? Nerd 1: Sure

319. (nerd) (53↑, 264↓)
Some little shits who where goofy glasses and think there smart.

be a trouble making hacker like me you dorky nerds\!\!\!\! Meg Griffen is a Nerd

320. (Nerd) (67↑, 379↓)
A man who because of his tiny penis and ugly looks, never has a girlfriend and spends all day playing video games and pretending to be a gangsta.

Star Wars fans are nerds

Related: geek, dork, loser, dweeb, fag, nerdy, gay, computer, smart, cool, idiot, noob, gamer, freak, retard, lame, emo, stupid, wow, internet, nerds, jock, world of warcraft, sex, virgin, annoying, geeky, anime, awesome, bitch, jerk, faggot, douche, tool, weird, runescape, ass, weirdo, ugly, moron
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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